Bush Calls Home From Hell

[billt]

 George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
 While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The
 devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
 Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes.  When he is
 finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so
 Putin writes him a check.
 Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes.  When she
 is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so
 she writes him a check.
 Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.  When he is
 finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00. When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush
 got to call the USA  so cheaply.
 The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the country has
 gone to hell, so it's a local call."

[oldkat69]

   LOL Funny!!!!!!!!  Oh wait a minute its hot in here

[fightingquaker13]

  LOL Funny!!!!!!!!  Oh wait a minute its hot in here

Don't mind the flying pigs, they're just a distraction. Strap on your ice skates and soldier on .
FQ13 who sill thinks Russia and the UK are a lot closer to hell than we are.

[Solus]

Don't mind the flying pigs, they're just a distraction. Strap on your ice skates and soldier on .
FQ13 who sill thinks Russia and the UK are a lot closer to hell than we are.

Flying Pigs are an Icon in this part of Ohio.

And about Russia and UK being closer to hell..it brings me a cartoon image.

The US in a hand basket with wheels picking up speed going down hill in ruts created by Russia and the UK who can be seen farther down the hill. rapidly approaching the flames near the bottom