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JC5123

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Re: Quote of the Day!
« Reply #70 on: July 20, 2010, 09:42:43 AM »
Quote from: philw on July 20, 2010, 06:35:55 AM
Sex is like oxygen, it's not important until your not getting any

Is that why they call it "Blue Balls"?  ;D

I'll be in the corner for awhile......
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Re: Quote of the Day!
« Reply #71 on: July 20, 2010, 11:32:23 AM »
Bring Cheez Whizz  ;D
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Re: Quote of the Day!
« Reply #72 on: July 21, 2010, 04:10:37 PM »
Quote from: tombogan03884 on July 20, 2010, 11:32:23 AM
Bring Cheez Whizz  ;D

And Slim Jims....   ;D
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Re: Quote of the Day!
« Reply #73 on: July 21, 2010, 04:16:32 PM »
Fred sure has a way with words!

" Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich said that Obama was like a "teenager with a credit card".

Yup. And the 2010 elections are going to be like a big pair of scissors."

Give'em hell, Mr. Thompson!    ;D
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Re: Quote of the Day!
« Reply #74 on: July 21, 2010, 04:22:28 PM »
Quote from: McGyver on July 21, 2010, 04:16:32 PM
Fred sure has a way with words!

" Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich said that Obama was like a "teenager with a credit card".

Yup. And the 2010 elections are going to be like a big pair of scissors."

Give'em hell, Mr. Thompson!    ;D

Ya beat me to it, McG......  ;D  ;D  ;D
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For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

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Re: Quote of the Day!
« Reply #75 on: Today at 09:51:47 AM »
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Re: Quote of the Day!
« Reply #75 on: July 28, 2010, 01:38:26 PM »
" A recent report shows that, despite numerous calls for boycotts, tourism in Arizona has actually INCREASED.

All we need to do now is figure out a way to get Eric Holder to sue the other 49 states, and this recession is OVER!"

from guess whoo?!
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Re: Quote of the Day!
« Reply #76 on: July 28, 2010, 01:45:01 PM »
Rush
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Re: Quote of the Day!
« Reply #77 on: July 28, 2010, 01:47:05 PM »
Nope, Uncle Fred again.
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Re: Quote of the Day!
« Reply #78 on: August 02, 2010, 11:21:48 PM »
Vice President Joe Biden has declared that the heavy lifting is over
for the year, and it's time to begin campaigning and talking about
the White House's accomplishments. The heavy lifting might be over,
but it sounds like the heavy shoveling is just beginning. (Jay Leno)
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Re: Quote of the Day!
« Reply #79 on: August 04, 2010, 04:02:13 PM »
Uncle Fred says "President Obama is celebrating his 49th birthday today.

I'll bet he really misses the days when his approval ratings were higher than his age!"

That's funny right there!   ;D
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