A funny thing at the gun shop while I was working today. For those of you who don’t know me I work part-time at a local gun shop.
Today a guy came in and asked me if we had a gun that would shoot blanks like a starter pistol. He said he ran a Vaudeville Burlesque show and wanted the pistol for an act.
I told him he had really piqued my curiosity so I had to ask about the act. He told me that it was like the Penn and Teller trick where they shoot a gun and catch the bullet in their teeth. In this case my customer is shooting a bullet at a ventriloquist dummy and the dummy catches the bullet.
We discussed some of the alternatives he might have but explained that we didn’t really carry what he needed.
I was wrapping up our discussion and thanked him for coming in and making my day with this request. I noted that it isn’t every day a Vaudevillian comes through the door.
He then added that he had another act with the dummy. In this stunt the ventriloquist dummy is a fire eater. However, the act is that the stunt goes very wrong and the dummy catches on fire. I’m talking real flames here. The guy takes out his iPhone and shows me pictures the dummy engulfed in flames.
TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY AT THE SHOP!