She is made at me now. She was releasing the slide by placing her weak hand on top of the slide and pulling it back, however the slide caught her hand between the slide and the barrel and bit her. It did not help when I started laughing

DUDE! Never, ever, ever laugh at a woman who's had a gun "oopsie".
1) She's got a gun. What were you thinking?

2) I don't care how funny it is, recoil puts the second shot in ceiling, hot brass down the shirt etc., the couch is a cold and lonely place.

3) Do everything you can to get her to, what's the phrase, like guns.

FQ13 who absolutely couldn't resist
