........but when one has a secret hidden bunker in the Rocky Mountains - why would one be high atop it?, unless it was time to break out the 50cal of course.
How about "From the secret hidden bunker high atop the Rocky Mountains" ?

Oh yeah, while I'm here: would it be possible to break the podcast up into 'tracks' - maybe at the sponsor breaks?, I usually listen to the show on a CD while driving, and having my finger on the Fast Forward button looking for minute 38 is a little of a bore.
Apart from those Don't Change a Thing! - love the show.
MP