"I spent hundreds of thousands of, tax payer, dollars in Spain, and all I got was this lousy dress."
Should've gone to Tiajuana and saved us all some $.
Could've covered her expenses by playing "coyote" and smuggling some of their desired, future constituency in on her return trip.
Would've been nice if her husband, Biden, & Pelosi accompanied her and stayed there.
DIDN'T 
Swoop