I have ended my pellet gun search. I blame what I have done entirely on you people! Enablers, the lot of you, with no sympathy for a man's disease! I'm talking to you CJ, and all of you on the airsoft thread.

I have ordered two new toys. I got an el cheapo $20 battery powered semi-auto airsoft that looks vaguely M@Pish. Its low powered, 140 fps, so it should be good for in the house practice. We will see. If it sucks, no biggie.
On the toad and iguana front, I just couldn't help myself. It was wrong. It was ill advised, but how could I say no? Damn you CJ!

I ordered a remanufactured Umarex STEEL STORM (it has to be in all caps, or the silliness factor doesn't come through

). Anyway, I will now have a full auto BB machine gun that shoots 6 round bursts at 600rpms at 430fps. It may or may not be enough gun for the big lizards, but damn it will be fun!

FQ13 who will post a range report for both upon delivery.
Here's the STEEL STORM
Watch the video (in the upper left hand corner) and tell me you could resist for 55 bucks.
http://www.pyramydair.com/s/m/Umarex_Steel_Storm_CO2_Gun/2043