« Reply #20 on: January 19, 2011, 07:32:26 PM »
Hey, hey , hey,.....wait a minute,....Just because he went to family reunion to pick up chicks, doesn't discount his ability as a zombie slayer....
He's thought it through..
Tac Vest.
Protect brain.
Have alcohol./and/or drugs.
Lots of ammo.
Spray & pray AK.
Decapitate their ass machete.
Gas Mask.
Geez, leave Mom out of it,....she put IED's in the pink flamingo's just outside the trailer...
"Point Towards Enemy"..... 
Urban Assault Tactics, take on many shapes,.....
Even from the trailer park in W. "By God" Virginia.
Or they could use "redneck landmines" (used baby diapers)....like normally found in wal-mart parking lots across the nation.....just place them strategically around the yard.....

Logged
"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo
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"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg