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Dangers of ice fishing
« on: January 19, 2011, 05:26:15 PM »

http://www.woodtv.com/dpp/news/local/muskegon_county/Police-Fish-flinging-woman-attacks-men


Police: Fish-flinging woman attacks men
Men won't press charges
Updated: Tuesday, 18 Jan 2011, 8:45 PM EST
Published : Tuesday, 18 Jan 2011, 8:45 PM EST

NORTON SHORES, Mich. (AP) - Two ice fishermen in Michigan cried both fish and foul after they reported being assaulted by a woman wielding the aquatic animal.

Norton Shores police Lt. Jon Gale says the men from Muskegon County's Egelston Township were ice fishing in a shanty Saturday when they were approached by a woman who "wanted to urinate on the ice."

Gale says the 29-year-old Fruitport woman instructed the men to turn their heads while she relieved herself, and while their backs were turned, she struck one of them in the head with a fish. The lieutenant says the woman then struck the other man across the face with a fish.

She apparently was upset the men put their shanty too close to hers.

The Muskegon Chronicle says the men decided against pressing charges.

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Re: Dangers of ice fishing
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2011, 07:38:36 PM »
Quote from: blackwolfe on January 19, 2011, 05:26:15 PM
Gale says the 29-year-old Fruitport woman instructed the men to turn their heads while she relieved herself, and while their backs were turned, she struck one of them in the head with a fish. The lieutenant says the woman then struck the other man across the face with a fish.

Fruitport?
Sounds about right in this case.   ::)
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Re: Dangers of ice fishing
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2011, 07:42:34 PM »
Question: Is it that ice fishing makes you crazy, or is it that only crazy people ice fish? ???
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Re: Dangers of ice fishing
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2011, 08:58:08 PM »
Quote from: fightingquaker13 on January 19, 2011, 07:42:34 PM
Question: Is it that ice fishing makes you crazy, or is it that only crazy people ice fish? ???
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Re: Dangers of ice fishing
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2011, 04:13:37 AM »
sounds like she needs a kick in the ICEhole.
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Re: Dangers of ice fishing
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2011, 05:02:51 AM »
Maybe she needs to find another "perch" to pee instead of doing her duty on the ice!

 ;D

I've fished Mona Lake in Norton Shores but we didn't have no stinking shanty!  We'd walk (or drive) off the lake and find a tree when in need.
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Re: Dangers of ice fishing
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2011, 07:37:04 AM »
Now all the fish are going to stink...

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Re: Dangers of ice fishing
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2011, 08:28:58 AM »
In some parts of Michigan, this is considered a mating ritual!  The guy that got in the face was not acceptable.  The other guy was her choice.  You may recall how cavemen selected their mates.
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Re: Dangers of ice fishing
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2011, 08:35:38 AM »
Quote from: graywolf on January 20, 2011, 08:28:58 AM
In some parts of Michigan, this is considered a mating ritual!  The guy that got in the face was not acceptable.  The other guy was her choice.  You may recall how cavemen selected their mates.
Piss on the ice and slap a guy on the head with a fish, and they are expected to follow you back onto your shack on an ice flow? Where hopefully the sex will be over before the sweat freezes you together, leaving you helpless prey for the ice weasels? There is reason the South secceeded. You people are freaking insane. ;D
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Re: Dangers of ice fishing
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2011, 08:51:00 AM »
Quote from: fightingquaker13 on January 20, 2011, 08:35:38 AM
Piss on the ice and slap a guy on the head with a fish, and they are expected to follow you back onto your shack on an ice flow? Where hopefully the sex will be over before the sweat freezes you together, leaving you helpless prey for the ice weasels? There is reason the South secceeded. You people are freaking insane. ;D
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