Tab... guys won't see it the way I see it of course... but the fact that you posted it on here...acting like it was an uncomfortable inconvenience that this sort of thing happened.. ?.well~~ it screams to me that you love it when it happens... internally makes you puff out your chest thinking you "still got it"... and blah blah blah.. whatever~~~

**rolling my eyes***
Men!! You're all so easy to read and understand that it's more of a challenge to unwrap a frickin candy bar.. 
Can see it now
The Outdoor Channels new show a cross between Oprah/theView and Doctor Phil hosted by Marshal'ette.
Where the female gun owners can air their issues, take the piss out of their partners and ask advice like colour co-ordination (long as its purple) for their firearms.
Airs every weekday at 2pm convientiently after shows like Days of our lives and bold and the bueatiful have finished and before Oprah starts.