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Re: Latest Weiner Escapade !!
« Reply #10 on: June 16, 2011, 09:54:28 AM »
So, Weiner went all soft after talking with his wife...  Then he withdrew from Congress...  Hmmmmmm...  Must be a serious chill in the Weiner household.
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Re: Latest Weiner Escapade !!
« Reply #11 on: June 16, 2011, 10:34:50 AM »
So, Weiner pulled out ?   ;D

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Re: Latest Weiner Escapade !!
« Reply #12 on: June 16, 2011, 10:49:21 AM »
The only thing getting chilly at MY house in those circumstances would be my body.  And the only conversation would be Mrs. TT standing over my dead body asking, "How do I reload this f....k thing?!?"
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Re: Latest Weiner Escapade !!
« Reply #13 on: June 16, 2011, 12:57:25 PM »
Weiner's balls are in the meat grinder, and the old lady has her hand on the crank! Quitting Congress will be the least of his worries after the little woman ties him to the bed and starts singing, "Bringing In The Sheep"!    Bill T.

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Re: Latest Weiner Escapade !!
« Reply #14 on: June 16, 2011, 07:03:22 PM »
Well, it took less than 16 hours. I think the porn slut frosted the cake and lit the candles for him.  Bill T.
Hey, shes's a good patriotic American, damnit. She just takes her clothes off for money that's all. Besides, at least people WANTED to see her naked.  ;D
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Re: Latest Weiner Escapade !!
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Re: Latest Weiner Escapade !!
« Reply #15 on: June 16, 2011, 07:17:19 PM »
I think it is safe to say that, as a rule, porn stars do have better morals than politicians.
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Re: Latest Weiner Escapade !!
« Reply #16 on: June 16, 2011, 09:42:46 PM »
Weiner is going to run for President in 2012, and he's picked Eric Holder as his running mate.  Can you just see the bumper stickers now?




















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Re: Latest Weiner Escapade !!
« Reply #17 on: June 16, 2011, 09:54:10 PM »
The Friar's Club is going to hold a dinner in his honor.  The Weiner Roast is next Friday night.

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Re: Latest Weiner Escapade !!
« Reply #18 on: June 17, 2011, 07:50:53 AM »
Maybe he could get a job at Oscar Meyer. 

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Re: Latest Weiner Escapade !!
« Reply #19 on: June 17, 2011, 09:16:59 AM »
Sadly, there will be no justice.  With all of his connections in Congress it is a safe bet that he will land a job as a union lobbyist or such.  One of those jobs where honesty is actually a liability. 

 

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