Maybe, but I don't think so. Lets see which is more likely to get you to stay up till 11:30 watching the news rather than surfing the web or going to bed.
A. Lets see the cool new building at the hospital, which looks exactly like every other hospital you've been in, and we'll show you what indignity Milly Laarson has inflicted on her dog this year for the sleigh ride.
B. Lets watch the cute anchor gal and see whether she is sober enough to get through this with a straight face or just says "screw it" takes another swig of Jack, and starts in on a tirade about why the Vikings suck this year when the Lions "The freaking Lions!" are playing so well.
I know what would make want to watch. Are you sure you're in broadcasting? 
FQ13
First off, our news is on at the civilized hour of 10PM, which was even said at the beginning of the video. Let me help you out here a bit, since you may have trouble comprehending something like this. The tag line of "12 at 10" means CHANNEL 12 at 10PM.
This is from a fairly rural community where things like new cancer wards matter to people who may lack your "education" but certainly do not lack for compassion for their neighbors in need or the intelligence to understand how important the ward is.
As for Millly's dog, well, yeah, we might all get a good laugh out of it, but it ain't a snarky, look-down-your-nose laughter, it is one of recognition of Milly, her dog, and the funny things she does to it. It's called community.
And as for the anchor, the community will most likely ignore her on-air drunk and/or medication issue and move on, perhaps quietly commenting on it to one another for a brief time (aka gossip). But hopefully she will get the benefit of the doubt and be back on the air.
Perhaps we need to add "faux Christian" to your appellations a well as faux libertarian"? Scripture tells us that you who are without sin may cast the first stone. Enjoying her humiliation at the hands of an asswipe like Letterman doesn't exactly fall under that instruction.