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Perhaps we need to amend the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (BATFE) to the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Explosives and Shoes (BATFES). It is evident that shoes, specifically Air Jordans, are a source of violence, crime and murder in our inner cities, and that government should step in and bring about peace and Utopia while protecting us from ourselves. If only we could have more laws and more thugs (police) on the streets to enforce them, then surely Nirvana would be achieved.