I have a freind at work that is small in stature and I tease him often by asking him if his legs still sing when he sits on the toilet. One time thoughI think we went a little to far as the dispatch area is about 4 feet above the floor and we put a childs booster seat in the chair for him, boy did he get mad. 
He's my ride home from work at 2:30 am, I don't rag on him about it, Besides, Every time I go to something like that Freinds of NRA dinner with him I win stuff, don't want to mess THAT up
