7ish Rules for doing illegal/potentially illegal things.*
1. Don't do them.
If you feel that you must do them, proceed to the following rules.
2. Don't video tape or photograph the event in any way shape or form.
2.a. If event is taped, do not allow it to be shared publicly; destroy it and all copies immediately.
3. Don't let anyone see you do them.
3.a. No matter how much you trust them, they aren't trustworthy.
4. Don't tell anyone you did them.
4.a. See 3.a.
5. Don't document them in writing.
5.a. If event is documented in writing, do not allow it to be shared publicly; destroy it and all copies immediately.
6. Don't include your name/personal identification in the act of the crime (e.g., grafitti with your real name, etc.).
6.a. Don't be a complete dumbass you idiot.
7. See Rule #1.
7.a. Dodge, dip, dive, duck, and dodge.
7.b. You especially deserve to get caught and punished if you break rules 2, 2.a., 5.a., 6, and 6.a.
*I reserve the right to modify the rules as necessary and without warning. Despite any potential changes, videoing and sharing pubilcly a potentially criminal act will always qualify you as a dumbass. Have a nice day.