Just a tiny small item to put on display in your living room...

[tombogan03884]

Magoo, don't bother with the guns. Put a chopping block on the front porch with a big bloody axe.

Something like this.

http://www.bytheswordinc.com/p-2480-double-head-medieval-axe-cd-198.aspx

[fightingquaker13]

+1 this.  I somehow managed to be cleaning my ar, and all of my pistols on my daughters prom day. Her date came to pick her up with his mother in tow for pictures.

The daughter was home early, and I never  saw that knuckle dragger again. 

My grandfather once sent one of my mother's dates to a dance home because he wasn't wearing socks. He had to drive back to put some on and then come back. 50 years later she's still pissed about it, but I'm thinking the boy got the message.
FQ13

[tombogan03884]

My grandfather once sent one of my mother's dates to a dance home because he wasn't wearing socks. He had to drive back to put some on and then come back. 50 years later she's still pissed about it, but I'm thinking the boy got the message.
FQ13

Heck, down there I thought shoes were a good sign.

[TAB]

No need for the guns.   just knowing that you are there waiting for her and that they will never be found is enough.   while you do need to worry about the boys, girls are just as bad( some times worse)       I like what a freind of mine did with all his kids.  About the time they started hs, he bought them a big box of condoms and explained to them what can happen with unprotected sex.  How a moment of being dumb can bite you in the ass for a life time.

[fightingquaker13]

No need for the guns.   just knowing that you are there waiting for her and that they will never be found is enough.   while you do need to worry about the boys, girls are just as bad( some times worse)       I like what a freind of mine did with all his kids.  About the time they started hs, he bought them a big box of condoms and explained to them what can happen with unprotected sex.  How a moment of being dumb can bite you in the ass for a life time.

Maybe a mandatory viewing of all the Honey Boo Boo episodes? Or Bussing tables at "kids night" at an Applebees?
FQ13

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He was also talking about stds.  The gift that keeps on giving.