FQ, Private Eye!

[fightingquaker13]

Lets see, Naked Rosie, Gas chamber, gas chamber naked Rosie ?
Give me Zyclon for 1000 Alex !

If you knew either of the A-holes in this case (and God I wish I could give you the back story, but its privileged) you would either die laughing, or shoot yourself in the head before it came to that. Florida: land of the free, home of the bat shit crazy.
FQ13 Just for pespective, a member of the Boyton Beach City council is involved in a criminal/civil case for texting a a naked picture of herself to a former colleauge who is now a lobbyist. She claims he was blackmailing her, he says she was just a slut. The mayor (a friend of the lobbyist) is calling for her resignation, she wants them both up on charges. Bienviendos a Florida . That's child's play compared to this one. Me, I'm drinking good beer tonight and LMAO!

[tombogan03884]

If you knew either of the A-holes in this case (and God I wish I could give you the back story, but its privileged) you would either die laughing, or shoot yourself in the head before it came to that. Florida: land of the free, home of the bat shit crazy.
FQ13 Just for pespective, a member of the Boyton Beach City council is involved in a criminal/civil case for texting a a naked picture of herself to a former colleauge who is now a lobbyist. She claims he was blackmailing her, he says she was just a slut. The mayor (a friend of the lobbyist) is calling for her resignation, she wants them both up on charges. Bienviendos a Florida . That's child's play compared to this one. Me, I'm drinking good beer tonight and LMAO!

Considering that FQ comes from a long line of Floridians I think that explains a lot.

[fightingquaker13]

Considering that FQ comes from a long line of Floridians I think that explains a lot.

Sad thing is, I can't even argue with that. Its in the water.
FQ13

[fightingquaker13]

FQ, PI! Is back on the case.
These fools don't know when to stop. My boss is billing $$$$ an hour, I get $100 of that to do the grunt work, total bill well... (its privileged, but lets say its enough to make a sane man take a step back and settle matters), and, props to my boss, he, and the other guy's lawyer (also props), have suggested that multiple times. But these two idiots are like people in a bitter divorce, they're locked in a death spiral, and neither will let it go. This is going to hit the news if it goes much further as criminal charges might be filed. I will state for the record, in case they are and this hits the news, that I lied about the town. It ain't Lake Worth, I just used that city (which is close enough to the actual town, culturally and geographically, for government work) to protect confidentiality. Otherwise every word was true. I just offer this disclaimer so no one will accuse me of making shat up if this hits the fan, and the SO has to serve warrants and its on FOX News. I can talk about stuff only if I fuzz the details a bit, so mea culpa, but I hope you understand, its about maintaining confidentiality.
 Cloak and dagger crap aside, I have never seen two dumber and more stubborn people in my life, its utterly idiotic! Its like having a duel with coach guns at 5 paces, it ain't going to end pretty for either party, and yet, off they go and all over a battle of egos, politics and a freaking dumpster ordinance!. I've got another PI assignment though, since I was so smooth at the dumpster thing. Hell, for $100 an hour I ain't bitching, I just almost feel guilty about it. This time, I'll wear a suit. Anybody got a Walther PPK I can borrow? Bond, Quaker Bond.  Honestly, I'm not sure how many details I can share as its getting serious, but its like Marx said in the 18th Brumaire "History always repeats itself, the first time is tragedy, the second time is farce". Wise words, and we are well into the farce stage here. Bienvenidos a Florida. I'll come home, shoot an iguana, drink some rum and cash my check, but this? Its absurd.However, if me in my magnum PI red Hawiian shirt amuses you, picture me in a nice new suit with trendy shades puling up to valet parking in my F-150 with a tin of skoal in my pocket and pulling my best cultured professor voice, while spitting dip in the potted palms. Damn I need that Walther, and if this wiedrness continues, I might be able to afford one. Oi vey!
FQ13

[tombogan03884]

Only the names have been changed to protect FQ' butt.  
and paycheck. 

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[fightingquaker13]

Let's never forget the paycheck.
 I'm going pseudo undercover to a charity dinner/cocktail party to talk to a witness (not cloak and dagger, its just easier in a social setting to test the waters, rather than filing a supeona and then finding out it was a waste of time and tipping your hand to the other side). Still, I have to get gussied up. The upside is not only do I get paid, but the bar tab is a billable expense. I was warned that if I manage to get laid, the hotel room and condoms are not biilable expenses however. James Bond never had that problem with nit picking bosses, damnit!
FQ13

[tombogan03884]

Did you happen to see the remake of "Casino Royale"
with Bond (Daniel Craig ) getting his ass pummeled , shot , and poisoned between poker sessions ?
Watch your back between the soup and the salad .   

[fightingquaker13]

Did you happen to see the remake of "Casino Royale"
with Bond (Daniel Craig ) getting his ass pummeled , shot , and poisoned between poker sessions ?
Watch your back between the soup and the salad .   

$100 an hour is not enough money for me to get groped by the drunk jewish grandmother, let alone take an ass kicking. I'm out of there long before it comes to that. I'm there for cocktails, canapes, a couple of innocent questions, an offer of a business card, and them I'm out the door and gone. See ya! I'm much more Rockford than Magnum, I don't do gun play. Hell, I usually don't leave the computer or Clerk's office at the Court House. This case has just gotten weird, even by Florida standards. Fun, but deeply, deeply weird.

[tombogan03884]

As I recall Rockford got coldcocked about once every show. 

Wire FQ, Florida
Have hard head, will eat on the job.

        ROFLMAO 

[Solus]

So, moving up from Magnum FQ to Double Oh 13, huh?