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fightingquaker13

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Is Crusader attacking old ladies? Say it ain't so!
« on: October 11, 2012, 12:10:01 AM »
Sad news for the board folks, it appears our own beloved rabbit has revealed his dark side. Its not his fault, its just Florida, there's something in the water. :'( ;D

Here's the head line:

MYSTERY MONKEY OF TAMPA BAY ATTACKS ELDERLY WOMAN ROFLMAO ;D

Here's the article below. I swear folks, you can't make this stuff up. I mean, you'd think one absurd story about Florida per week would be enough, but apparently not.

http://www.wtsp.com/news/topstories/article/277616/250/Mystery-monkey-of-Tampa-Bay-attacks-elderly-woman

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Re: Is Crusader attacking old ladies? Say it ain't so!
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2012, 07:04:34 AM »
Somebody will shoot that varmint someday, and the whole of the Tampa bay area will be ready to tar and feather the guy who finally does..
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Re: Is Crusader attacking old ladies? Say it ain't so!
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2012, 07:35:55 AM »
Quote from: fightingquaker13 on October 11, 2012, 12:10:01 AM
Sad news for the board folks, it appears our own beloved rabbit has revealed his dark side. Its not his fault, its just Florida, there's something in the water. :'( ;D

Here's the head line:

MYSTERY MONKEY OF TAMPA BAY ATTACKS ELDERLY WOMAN ROFLMAO ;D


Apparently the Quaker hasn't learned his animals, yet. 

FWIW (but it's tough to teach an academic anything):  The cow goes "mooo,"  the piggy goes "oink-oink," the doggy goes "arf-arf-arf."

This Rabbit is here for you, Quaker.  The first step is just admitting you need help.

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Re: Is Crusader attacking old ladies? Say it ain't so!
« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2012, 07:46:12 AM »
Doth the bunny protest too much? ;D Seriously, is the city on lockdown now? Troops in the streets or have the bunny, sorry, monkey, huggers intervened? To me, this seems like an easily solved problem, but with those jackasses, you'd probably be looking at life in prison for just capping the thing.
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Re: Is Crusader attacking old ladies? Say it ain't so!
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2012, 08:11:37 AM »
Ah,  this may be a case of the elusive Florida swamp monkeybunny.
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Re: Is Crusader attacking old ladies? Say it ain't so!
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Re: Is Crusader attacking old ladies? Say it ain't so!
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2012, 04:49:07 PM »
Just to clarify...Evil Bunnies...



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Re: Is Crusader attacking old ladies? Say it ain't so!
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2012, 05:56:25 PM »
Sylvilagus Floridanus....... OR ........ Sylvilagus Aquaticus??


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**Edited for accuracy.
P.S. Thanks MKM.

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Re: Is Crusader attacking old ladies? Say it ain't so!
« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2012, 06:39:34 PM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on October 11, 2012, 05:56:25 PM
Sylvilagus Floridanus....... OR ........ Sylvilagus Aquaticus??


 ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

Although Eastern cottontail has the Florida name, I would go with swamp rabbit.

As a side note, scentific names should be written in italics.

P.S. I didn't have to look those up.  ;)
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Re: Is Crusader attacking old ladies? Say it ain't so!
« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2012, 11:58:15 AM »
Quote from: mkm on October 11, 2012, 06:39:34 PM
Although Eastern cottontail has the Florida name, I would go with swamp rabbit.

As a side note, scentific names should be written in italics.

P.S. I didn't have to look those up.  ;)

Yes, swamp rabbit has a ring to it.   ;)

P.S. I'll send ya a box of Cap'n Crunch.     ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D
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Re: Is Crusader attacking old ladies? Say it ain't so!
« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2012, 03:55:50 PM »
Quote from: mkm on October 11, 2012, 06:39:34 PM
Although Eastern cottontail has the Florida name, I would go with swamp rabbit.

As a side note, scentific names should be written in italics.

P.S. I didn't have to look those up.  ;)

Attackus Badazz Rabbitus to be absolutely correct.  But I like Swamp Rabbit, it does have a nice ring.

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