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Deadly instruments
« on: December 05, 2012, 03:13:33 PM »
Gives a new spin to dueling banjos.   :-\



The story was from 1991, but I guess Bob Costas missed it back then.   ::)  ::)


http://articles.baltimoresun.com/1991-05-23/news/1991143074_1_benson-banjo-miami-county



Banjos at 20 paces...........

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Re: Deadly instruments
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2012, 03:35:21 PM »
West Milton's a nice little town.  Just up the road a piece from where I sit.  A river runs through it.



Some body had to do it!
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Re: Deadly instruments
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2012, 04:03:09 PM »
Those things are dangerous, all it takes is a sugar addict and god knows what can happen. Innocent zombies murdered. Ban them! ;D

PS TWO banjos? One wasn't enough?


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Re: Deadly instruments
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2012, 04:06:13 PM »
we should ban those Assault Banjos.  All EBB even.
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Re: Deadly instruments
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2012, 04:08:15 PM »
we should ban those Assault Banjos.  All EBB even.

When banjos are outlawed....
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Re: Deadly instruments
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Re: Deadly instruments
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2012, 04:10:00 PM »
Well, for sure you have to agree it is just common sense to limit their purchase.

No one but a murderer would ever  need to own two banjos.
Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!"
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Re: Deadly instruments
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2012, 04:27:14 PM »
I don't know about banjos, but I've had a few ladies tell me that my organ is a deadly weapon.



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Re: Deadly instruments
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2012, 05:48:40 PM »
Don't laugh, there was a time when playing the bag pipes was a capital offense.

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Re: Deadly instruments
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2012, 06:02:10 PM »
Don't laugh, there was a time when playing the bag pipes was a capital offense.

Have you ever heard a novice attempting to learn?
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Re: Deadly instruments
« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2012, 06:12:21 PM »
Have you ever heard a novice attempting to learn?

No thank God !   ;D
But it was the TRAINED Pipers who were executed whenever they were found.

 

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