Turtle Man

[Teresa Heilevang]

Weelllll I eat snappin' turtles. And I can clean them too...
but I have all my teeth.. Does that make me a full blooded redneck? Or just a part of one. LOL

[tombogan03884]

I can't believe he's still got more fingers than teeth!, Here in NC, some of the local folk call them cooters and throw them in the back of the truck and eat 'em.

Look for the bubbles... 

People eat them in NH as well, but they don't get them by hand, We have "Snapping Turtles" that will snap a 2x4.

[Teresa Heilevang]

I know.. and even after you cut off their heads.. they will snap and bite you a good 20 minutes later. I put a stick in their mouths so that they can't bite.
 Nasty attitudes..
But I guess if my head was laying in the grass and my body was being skinned and  cleaned.. I might have a crappy attitude too. LOL

[Bill Stryker]

When I was a boy growing up in Holland, Michigan, we used to catch the occasional snapping turtle. We would then sell the turtles to the Warm Friend Tavern, the local hotel and dining spot. The Warm Friend would turn them into turtle soup.

But that was long ago and far away. And lots of fun for adventurous young boys. But we did not have to go into stinking dirty water to catch the snappers. West Michigan has lots of clean fresh water to this day.

[CurrieS103]

I think turtle man any be related to my ex-wife

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[tombogan03884]

I think turtle man any be related to my ex-wife

 

Be nice ! Turtle groping rednecks have feelings to you know  I've got one of those too, but I think mine is related to Leona Helmsly 

Weelllll I eat snappin' turtles. And I can clean them too...
but I have all my teeth.. Does that make me a full blooded redneck? Or just a part of one. LOL

I think that makes you lucky for a Mother over 40, or else health conscious. (vitamins etc..)

[Dakotaranger]

"That boy ain't right." ~~ Hank Hill