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fightingquaker13

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Re: Stupid Is As Stupid Does.....Especially In New York
« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2013, 06:37:47 PM »
Quote from: Timothy on March 22, 2013, 06:04:20 PM
"Mr. Officur, I dun flunket out da turd grade...I was feerin' fo m'life so I's just kep squeezin the bang switch till she went "CLICK"!  Now, if'n I was a cypherin' fella, I'd geuss I'da counted about seven....yap, seven for true....them other ten or so holes in the feller musa be exit wounds I figure!"
That sould be my story. And I'd stick to it. ::) :-\
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Re: Stupid Is As Stupid Does.....Especially In New York
« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2013, 06:43:13 PM »
Did you hear about the killer who was 20 minutes late to the theater?

He forgot about the new law and had to stop and remove 23 rounds from each of his magazines.
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