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santahog

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A saying of my sister..
« on: July 25, 2013, 10:39:52 PM »
My sister was admittedly a little slutty.
She had an expression she liked to use when she saw a guy, (or girl, or whatever, I suppose) that went something like this
"I'll put something on him that Bon Ami won't take off!"
Every time she said that, this is the kind of thing that came to mind..
This guy got some bad snatch, HPV..
One time my grand daughter justified her actions by telling me "It's all good".. The last time I heard someone use that expression prior to her saying that was from a guy talking about a trip to Mexico and a show with a guy screwing a chicken.. (Everyplace seems to have that variant. That or bananas, etc..)
Regardless of where her head was at, I couldn't relate the story of that guy to her. I just couldn't do it..
I'm guessing this guy wouldn't go along with that one today..  :o
Here's the most recent article that I've seen use this guy as an object lesson..
http://pjmedia.com/lifestyle/2013/06/09/a-biblical-feminist-confronts-the-girls-goddesses-part-1/?singlepage=true
With friends like these, who needs hallucinations!..

kmitch200

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Re: A saying of my sister..
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2013, 11:33:53 PM »
He never shoulda got that meteor shit on him....
You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles; but at least they drive slowly past schools.

fightingquaker13

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Re: A saying of my sister..
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2013, 11:44:19 PM »
He never shoulda got that meteor shit on him....
Well....you gotta consider though that now he can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes, and chicks dig that. So, it probably balances out.

santahog

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Re: A saying of my sister..
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2013, 11:52:53 PM »
Well....you gotta consider though that now he can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes, and chicks dig that. So, it probably balances out.
Yeah, but he broke the rule! You can't shoot it while standing in front of a mirror!!!
With friends like these, who needs hallucinations!..

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Re: A saying of my sister..
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2013, 05:17:25 AM »
That guy is going to need a really big trigger guard! Looks like a potential H&K customer.

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