I'm pretty sure we are all 4 shots of takillya away form doing stuff we would not do sober.
Or less. One of the reasons I gave up drinking.
Some people are fighters when they drink, I was a lover. There wasn't a homely woman in the room. Gave new meaning to sobering up.
"damn shame she got a big set of fakies... That really just turns me of."
+1 Sad thing is she would be beautiful without the "enhancements", looks ridiculous with them. Then again, I don't even like make up, never understood it.