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Re: Angelina Jolie on guns
« Reply #50 on: June 16, 2008, 05:10:31 AM »
Okay, I told in another post that one reason I gave up drinking is that all women looked beautiful when I drank.
Well, I'm at this wedding, and we've been celebrating pretty good, when one of our group suggested going to this bar that was "full of surprises".
We go there and I'd never seen a bar with so many "beautiful" women, just couldn't understand it.
After a period of smiling and talking to these girls, he tells us they all have "guns".
And that's the other reason I gave up drinking.
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Re: Angelina Jolie on guns
« Reply #51 on: June 16, 2008, 11:16:27 AM »
Quote from: unique on June 16, 2008, 05:10:31 AM
Okay, I told in another post that one reason I gave up drinking is that all women looked beautiful when I drank.
Well, I'm at this wedding, and we've been celebrating pretty good, when one of our group suggested going to this bar that was "full of surprises".
We go there and I'd never seen a bar with so many "beautiful" women, just couldn't understand it.
After a period of smiling and talking to these girls, he tells us they all have "guns".
And that's the other reason I gave up drinking.


Went home at 2 with a 10, woke up at 10 with a 2 :(
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Re: Angelina Jolie on guns
« Reply #52 on: June 16, 2008, 02:27:44 PM »
Read this post to the end, made me laugh,it was great, married 42 years and still getting knots on my Irish head.
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Re: Angelina Jolie on guns
« Reply #53 on: June 16, 2008, 04:10:26 PM »
Quote from: curries103 on June 13, 2008, 10:58:39 PM
Yeah make sure her gun isn't bigger than yours.

Her holster's a nice fit, though.   ;)

Sorry, I just couldn't resist.
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Re: Angelina Jolie on guns
« Reply #54 on: July 02, 2008, 06:48:34 PM »
This is the only girl thread I could find to post this in.. LOL

On Easter the ex-cheerleader (age 19) in this picture was watching a road
 that leads to a NATO military base when she observed a man digging by the
 road. She engaged the target, and she shot him. Turned out he was a bomb
 maker for the Taliban, and he was burying an IED that was to be detonated
 when a US patrol walked by 30 minutes later. It would have certainly
killed and wounded several soldiers.
 
The interesting fact of this story is the shot was measured at 725 yards.
She shot him as he was bent over burying the bomb. The shot struck him in
 the butt blowing into the bomb which detonated. Basically, she blew his ass
off.
 
The Air Force made a motivational poster of her. Her name is Kimmy. To you
 we say,Thanks for your service.   
 




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Re: Angelina Jolie on guns
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Re: Angelina Jolie on guns
« Reply #55 on: July 02, 2008, 06:56:37 PM »
Awesome M'ette. 
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Re: Angelina Jolie on guns
« Reply #56 on: July 02, 2008, 06:58:33 PM »
NEVER mess with a babe with a gun!  ;D

God bless her and all our troops!
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Re: Angelina Jolie on guns
« Reply #57 on: July 02, 2008, 09:10:35 PM »
Blue eyes, ice cold...for the BG, scratch one! :o

Quote from: Hazcat on July 02, 2008, 06:58:33 PM
NEVER mess with a babe with a gun!  ;D

God bless her and all our troops!
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Re: Angelina Jolie on guns
« Reply #58 on: July 02, 2008, 09:40:39 PM »
Sigh........If'n I was just 30 years younger.....  ;)
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Re: Angelina Jolie on guns
« Reply #59 on: July 02, 2008, 09:51:58 PM »
Quote from: Hazcat on July 02, 2008, 09:40:39 PM
Sigh........If'n I was just 30 years younger.....  ;)


they have a pill for that. ;D
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