HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only

[Ron J]

WARNING!

Unless you are a United States Marine, you must consume food before and during your enjoyment of the following. 

6oz of frozen Lime Aid concentrate.  Do not mix … just take the 6oz. and dump it in a blender

6oz. of your favorite tequila

6oz. of beer (pilsners or “light” beers work best)

3oz. of really cheap white wine

Add ice and blend (Taste great “on the rocks”.  However, keep in mind that they are a little more powerful given the lack of blended ice) 

DO NOT handle firearms, fly airplanes or operate machinery heavier than your blender.  To that, after three pitchers I sincerely recommend that you don't operate anything that runs on electricity. After five pitchers, you will be functionally illiterate.
DO NOT make any attempt to sing or dance because you will look pathetically stupid doing such.
DO NOT call me for bail money.   

Good luck. 

[Hazcat]

I am honored by the name!!

Beer and white wine?  Where in the world did ya come up with this?? 

I will try them this weekend using Red Stripe.

Thanks!!!

[TAB]

um beer and whine in a margarita mix?


what did you run out of the hard stuff or something?

[twyacht]

Anything with a 666 combo + 3 can't be good, especially with power tools involved.

The hangover recipe is as follows,,,
1/2 glass of club soda
1 large can of V-8
1 raw egg
1 beer
1/2 tsp. gunpowder (not kidding), helps filter the alcohol, especially tekillya'. 
Texas Pete to taste

mix and drink with a Goody Powder, for those up north, a Tylenol or Excedrin maximum strength will work.

It really works. 4 out of 5 of my professional rowdy friends (including myself prior to marriage ) vouch for this recipe.

If you need a cab to get to the bathroom, STOP!

[ericire12]

Please put some Triple-Sec in that Margarita too!

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[Ron J]

I am honored by the name!!

Beer and white wine?  Where in the world did ya come up with this?? 

I will try them this weekend using Red Stripe.

Thanks!!!

Using a lager like Red Stripe will have the same effect BUT ... need to warn you ... the color of the Margarita will be a little weird.  Find a light colored pilsner or any "light" beer and they will look like normal 'rita's and have the same effect. Another key is “cheap white wine”.  Something like a Chablis with a screw on top. 

Where did I come up with this?  It was one night of drinking in Wisconsin. Like they say ... one night in Madison, is like a week in any other place.  These are known in Austin, Scottsdale, Chicago and Mad-Town as RonDogaRitas. 

They will go down smooth.  IF you have had enough to eat, you will feel fine and wake up feeling the same.  You may even try licking the bottom of your blender for breakfast.  However, IF you don't have enough "ballast" or food in you ... you will curse the day you were born.  If it is a full moon, legend has it you will become a werewolf. 

[ericire12]

"To alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems!"

-Homer Simpson

[gunman1911]

This is the craziest chemistry class I have ever been in! But the most fun! Arecipe for getng drunk and one for a  hangover that blows you a$$ off?

[Hazcat]

This is the craziest chemistry class I have ever been in! But the most fun!

And hopefully it won't blow up in your face!

[ericire12]

And hopefully it won't blow up in your face!

Only served in non-smoking bars!