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Majer

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Friends, Come join me in my crusade to ban...
« on: April 23, 2007, 09:19:04 PM »
Natural Causes, Yes That's right, We need a law to ban natural causes. I was reading the obits the other day and most of the folks listed there had died from natural causes. I mean we just can't allow this to go on. If banning natural causes will save just 1 person then it MUST be worthwhile. Don't you think so? If you do , Join me in a letter writing campaign to our elected leaders so they can vote into law the outright BAN on natural causes. We can tell them that more people die from it than all the other causes of death combined.


and yes, this is all said in jest. Banning Natural Causes would work about as well as any of the Gun Laws/Bans we now have on the law books. I just needed to vent.
Thank you for your time. ;)
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Re: Friends, Come join me in my crusade to ban...
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2007, 10:09:16 AM »
Think you may be on to something... where do I sign up? Perhaps we could push for a ban on malevolent bacteria and virus' just to be safe.
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Re: Friends, Come join me in my crusade to ban...
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2007, 11:04:48 AM »
You're right...I'm 100% on board with this!

i think I have "natural csues..."

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Re: Friends, Come join me in my crusade to ban...
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2007, 12:15:05 PM »
In this time of crisis we must also eliminate "Undetermined". Many a cause of death has been listed as "undetermined". Congress must act now !
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Re: Friends, Come join me in my crusade to ban...
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2007, 05:42:43 PM »
I think the public should have access to information on all persons subject to natural causes.  I mean, we have a right to know -- which one of our neighbors has natural causes...
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Re: Friends, Come join me in my crusade to ban...
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2007, 06:44:46 PM »
Quote from: Michael Bane on April 24, 2007, 11:04:48 AM
You're right...I'm 100% on board with this!

i think I have "natural csues..."

Michael B

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Re: Friends, Come join me in my crusade to ban...
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2007, 08:58:13 PM »
Seeing how Brady has one of if not the largest machine gun collections in the world while still finding the time to TRY to ban our guns/rights, we should gather our team and think-tank which one of this fine nations lawmakers has the largest "natural causes and/or csues" and give the "anties" a new and more realistic banning goal. ;)
The sad thing is this may be the new direction they turn if the polarbear/global warming ave. does not work. SERIOUS!
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Re: Friends, Come join me in my crusade to ban...
« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2007, 03:29:36 AM »
I'm willing to join but what are we going to call ourselves People for the Ethical Treatment of the Undead, or PETU?  Does this group just cover vampires or are we going to promote the survival of zombies as well?  Or People Against the use of Doctors, or PAD since we know doctor caused death is greater than firearms


On another point, since the second Amendment protects the right to bear arms, what kind of holster do you use for apples?
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Re: Friends, Come join me in my crusade to ban...
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2007, 06:51:18 AM »
"Seeing how Brady has one of if not the largest machine gun collections in the world "

Is that true??  Never heard it before!
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Re: Friends, Come join me in my crusade to ban...
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2007, 02:00:43 PM »
Is this Jim for Baton Rouge even a member here? I haven't seen him post showing the spoils of his ill gotten gain.

I cry foul and feel like this contest was an elaborate hoax to up the membership here. I wouldn't doubt it if Jim is one of your friends.

This contest was clearly misrepresented. I'd even go as far to say that you were accepting entries at the convention and could have cared less about whether or not the entrants actually visited this site.

The people that came here and registered for this giveaway should have the only one's considered for the drawing.

You whored yourself out to the masses when you allowed every Tom, Dick, and Harry to register from elsewhere. I watched the video like the other 600 or so entrants. 8000, how the hell can you say this contest was for "Downrange Television" members?

This is a sham and a complete misrepresentation of what a Giveaway is about. This was meant to bring attention to the site, well you got it. Now everyone knows what a complete hoax this really is.

I hope you have the intestinal fortitude to leave this up. You bet your hairy asses this is a case of sour grapes, I knowingly entered a contest that I had zero chance of winning. But I entered thinking I was on a level playing field. I was among my fellow gun nuts, helping a new site get off the ground. I expected honesty and integrity. I got neither. Good luck Jim! If you even exist. I think if he does exist he's a friend or family and is in on the con.

You can lock my account as I'll never come back.
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