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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #220 on: October 06, 2008, 12:29:19 PM »
Maybe a "toss-up"??.......I don't want either job.... ;D ;D ;D ;D

"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #221 on: October 06, 2008, 01:44:20 PM »
Maybe a "toss-up"??.......I don't want either job.... ;D ;D ;D ;D



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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #222 on: October 07, 2008, 07:13:48 AM »
I found this video I liked on Tomboganan's blog.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2487638612433437293&q=Veterans

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Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India, history will look upon the act of depriving a whole nation of arms, as the blackest.
Gandhi, An Autobiography, p. 446 (Beacon Press paperback edition)

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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #223 on: October 07, 2008, 08:30:28 AM »
Still, a great message. Thanks Ocin & Tom.
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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #224 on: October 07, 2008, 11:16:47 AM »
From the 1980s, here's the famous football routine from comedian Bob Nelson. Taped at Dangerfield's.
It is so funny................



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BerJdS2VJhA
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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #225 on: October 07, 2008, 04:32:24 PM »
Just got this as an e-mail....their worth trying.

Tips for Handling Telemarketers

Three Little Words That Work !!

(1)The three little words are:'Hold On, Please...'

Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of
hanging-up immedia tely) would make each telemarketing call so much more
time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.

Then when you eventually hear the phone company's 'beep-beep-beep'
tone, you know it's time to go back and hang up your handset, which has
efficiently completed its task.

These three little words will help eliminate telephone soliciting.


(2) Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the other end?

This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone calls and records
the time of day when a person answers the phone.


This technique is used to determine the best time of day for a 'real'
sales person to call back and get someone at home.

What you can do after answering, if you notice there is no one there, is to
immediately start hitting your # button on the phone, 6 or 7 times, as quickly
as possible.  This confuses the machine that dialed the call and it kicks your
number out of their system. Gosh, what a shame not to have your name in their
system any longer !!!

(3) Junk Mail Help:
When you get 'ads' enclosed with your phone or utility bill, return
these 'ads' with your payment. Let the sending companies throw their own
junk mail away..

When you get those 'pre-approved' letters in the mail for everything
from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw away the
return envelope.

Most of these come with postage-paid return envelopes, right? It costs them
more than the regular 41 cents postage 'IF' and when they receive them
back.

It costs them nothing if you throw them away! The postage was around 50 cents
before the last increase and it is according to the weight. In that case, why
not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little,
postage-paid return envelopes.

One of Andy Rooney's (60 minutes) ideas.
Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express. Send a pizza
coupon to Citibank. If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send
them their blank application back!
If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn't on anything
you se nd them.

You can even send the envelope back empty if you want to just to keep them
guessing! It still costs them 41 cents.

The banks and credit card companies are currently getting a lot of their own
junk back in the mail, but folks, we need to OVERWHELM them. Let's let them
know what it's like to get lots of junk mail, and best of all they're
paying for it...Twice!

Let's help keep our postal service busy since they are saying that e-mail
is cutting into their business profits, and that's why they need to increase
postage costs again You get the idea !

If enough people follow these tips, it will work ---- I have been doing this
for years, and I get very little junk mail anymore.





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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #226 on: October 07, 2008, 05:00:21 PM »
Body Statistics

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).
The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs.

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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #227 on: October 07, 2008, 05:42:19 PM »
I'd say I'm above average but that would be bragging.

Richard
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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #228 on: October 07, 2008, 08:42:55 PM »
card tricks anyone?
I give it 3 THUMBS UP...... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

http://www.noob.us/entertainment/awesome-card-trick-sam-the-bellhop/

"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg

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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #229 on: October 07, 2008, 09:15:47 PM »
Body Statistics

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

 
Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs.



Or thinking about the women who's hearts they made beat faster.  ;)
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