Do you guys really drink HEINEKEN???

[Big Frank]

Jkwas,
Excuse my ignorance, but where is the "Plywood State"? 

Florida. They have to keep covering all the windows with plywood because of hurricanes.

[PegLeg45]

Jkwas,
Excuse my ignorance, but where is the "Plywood State"? 

Speaking of the 'Plywood State', there's bad weather hitting there now.
Keep your head down, Jkwas.

[tombogan03884]

If you enjoy the fruit flavored beers, I tried one in Maine a few years ago that was awesome.  It was a blueberry wheat bear, but for the life of me I can't remember the brewer.  If I'm not mistaken it had the word "dog" in it (Salty Dog, maybe?)  I am pretty sure it was an off shoot of Shipyard.  Maybe some of our friendly Yanks can help a little here since that's their neck of the woods.  Tombogan?

Swoop

RED DOG   

[Big Frank]

RED DOG   

SEA DOG and some others make blueberry beer. I never heard of them before.

EDIT: I saw some blueberry beer in the store today and thought WTF? Why not? It's called Wild Blue and it's the same deep red color as blueberry juice. It smells like a bit like bluberry pie and mostly tastes like beer. This stuff is 8% alcohol so it won't take many of them before I don't care what it tastes like. 

[PegLeg45]

Bar Troubleshooting:
 
SYMPTOM: Drinking fails to give taste and satisfaction, beer is unusually pale and clear.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Find someone who will buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM: Drinking fails to give taste and satisfaction, and the front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open when drinking or glass applied to wrong part of face.
ACTION: Buy another beer and practice in front of mirror. Drink as many as needed to perfect drinking technique.

SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Turn glass other way up so that open end points toward ceiling.

SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Go stand next to nearest dog. After a while complain to the owner about its lack of house training and demand a beer as compensation.

SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.
FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION: Find someone who will buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM: Floor swaying.
FAULT: Excessive air turbulence, perhaps due to air-hockey game in progress.
ACTION: Insert broom handle down back of jacket.

SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION: Find out if you are taken to another bar. If not, complain loudly that you are being kidnapped.

SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with ceiling tiles and fluorescent light strip across it.
FAULT: You have fallen over backward.
ACTION: If your glass is full and no one is standing on your drinking arm, stay put. If not, get someone to help you get up, latch yourself to bar.

SYMPTOM: Everything has gone dim, mouth full of cigarette butts.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION: See above.

SYMPTOM: Everything has gone dark.
FAULT: The Bar is closing.
ACTION: Panic.

SYMPTOM: You awaken to find your bed hard, cold and wet. You cannot see your bedroom.
FAULT: You have spent the night in the gutter.
ACTION: Check your watch to see if bars are open yet. If not, treat yourself to a lie-in.

[Sponsor]

[Big Frank]

I've had a lot of those symptoms. I remember having to hang onto the ground with both hands because the earth was spinning so fast it felt like I would fly off!!!

[shooter32]

I've had a lot of those symptoms. I remember having to hang onto the ground with both hands because the earth was spinning so fast it felt like I would fly off!!!

I seem to remember that happening to me, 
And thats NO way to fly, with those symptoms

[Big Frank]

I seem to remember that happening to me, 
And thats NO way to fly, with those symptoms

LOL. Yeah it tends to cause motion sickness, followed by rapid weight loss through the mouth.

[DesertMarine]

I remember that happening a few times. 

[Big Frank]

I remember that happening a few times. 

If you haven't eaten all day, beer looks EXACTLY the same when it hits the ground as it did going down. I've never been desperate enough to try recycling but it still looked good.