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Jim Kennedy-ar154me

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Re: Curiously Wondering...
« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2017, 09:32:01 AM »
Oh how I wish we had a "LIKE" button for this one.
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Re: Curiously Wondering...
« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2017, 10:52:47 AM »
Ever think about how good the marketing folks feel about these products?

I mean a disclaimer that warns you to seek medical help if your erection lasts more than 4  hours?  Marketing would NOT put that in small print.

That translates to  "Using this product could cause your wildest dreams to come true"   

 
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Re: Curiously Wondering...
« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2017, 12:25:41 PM »
Talk about side effects. They tell you if you suddenly go deaf or blind to call your doctor. It may be worth it but I don't want to find out.
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Re: Curiously Wondering...
« Reply #13 on: January 03, 2017, 06:52:29 PM »
If Rosie O'donnel is your wife ED is not a punishment it is reward.
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Re: Curiously Wondering...
« Reply #14 on: January 03, 2017, 06:57:52 PM »
Quote from: jumbofrank on January 03, 2017, 12:25:41 PM
Talk about side effects. They tell you if you suddenly go deaf or blind to call your doctor. It may be worth it but I don't want to find out.

I think it might have been  your mother who told you that you would go blind, Jumbo   ;D ;D
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Re: Curiously Wondering...
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Re: Curiously Wondering...
« Reply #15 on: January 03, 2017, 07:13:15 PM »
Quote from: bulldog75 on January 03, 2017, 06:52:29 PM
If Rosie O'donnel is your wife ED is not a punishment it is reward.

Ugggh...  That is just plain wrong.
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Re: Curiously Wondering...
« Reply #16 on: January 04, 2017, 11:41:49 AM »
Quote from: DaverZ on January 03, 2017, 07:34:39 AM
To keep the old guys from peeing on their shoes

Also keeps 'em from rollin' out of bed at night.  ;)
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Re: Curiously Wondering...
« Reply #17 on: January 04, 2017, 02:15:00 PM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on January 04, 2017, 11:41:49 AM
Also keeps 'em from rollin' out of bed at night.  ;)

That reminds me of an old joke. It's why biker guys have kickstands.
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Re: Curiously Wondering...
« Reply #18 on: January 05, 2017, 10:11:26 AM »
I have a close friend that lost both legs due to diabetes......I went to visit him in the hospital after one of his surgeries and he joked that now both of his legs were the same length again......so, if he took off his prosthetics and took a viagra, he could stand up like a tripod.  ;D
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"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

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Re: Curiously Wondering...
« Reply #19 on: January 11, 2017, 06:35:26 AM »
Quote from: Timothy on January 02, 2017, 06:28:33 PM
Why do boner medications have really hot actresses posing as wanting wives?

Just wondering...

Well, look at it this way. Do you think they would sell more product if Hillary was their spokesman? I'm guessing most men would rather remain soft.
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