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Re: Happy Singles Awareness Day!
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2024, 04:08:12 PM »
Quote from: Big Frank on February 17, 2024, 03:44:42 AM
Yeah. Every year? That's more than my ex gave me.

Dang.  That will break a guy from getting married...
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Re: Happy Singles Awareness Day!
« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2024, 02:07:48 PM »
I was sadly married. Now I'm happily divorced. But I miss my dog. He was good company.
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Re: Happy Singles Awareness Day!
« Reply #12 on: February 18, 2024, 04:56:05 PM »
The old theory that in the 1st year of marriage every time you have sex you put a penny in a jar, at the start of the 2nd year you take one out, You will never empty the jar isn't a theory.
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Re: Happy Singles Awareness Day!
« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2024, 12:44:35 AM »
Quote from: Majer on February 18, 2024, 04:56:05 PM
The old theory that in the 1st year of marriage every time you have sex you put a penny in a jar, at the start of the 2nd year you take one out, You will never empty the jar isn't a theory.

I heard the same thing with beans instead of pennies. I had a half-pint jar of beans, but never filled it, and never emptied it.

I don't remember which comedian said sex doesn't taper off gradually. It goes from all you can stand, to NOTHING! In may case it went from not nearly enough, to NOTHING! We were sexually incompatible. 
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""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

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