Top 10 reasons guns are better then women

[Teresa Heilevang]

I've always prefered women to firearms and I've always been a perfect gentleman.  Think of COLD steel and a WARM body, it's a NO BRAINER!!!!!

 

weeelllllll........................okay..I'll buy it............THIS TIME..

m58....you can poke your head out of the bunker.......my pistols are unloaded.
((but the shovel hasn't been put back in the barn yet.))   


jumbo frank...............I DO have some very high hip boots..but I don't think that they will be high enough.....................      But feel free to continue to try to  convince me.   

[ellis4538]

At least with a gun you know when you dun somethin wrong...your group looks like s..t - with a woman you can never be sure!

Richard

PS: I've worn a path to the doghouse and it has revolving doors!!!!!!!!!

[Teresa Heilevang]

At least with a gun you know when you dun somethin wrong...your group looks like s..t - with a woman you can never be sure!

Richard

PS: I've worn a path to the doghouse and it has revolving doors!!!!!!!!!

Good ! Then you won't get lost when you are going there again tonight will you.  Dress warm.. supposed to be in the 40's..

[MikeBjerum]

HELP !!!  My  last  post  is  stuck  between  Tim and Frank

Oh dear God, I'm gonna get caught in the crossfire, and all I did was try and warn em 

[TSB]

weeelllllll........................okay..I'll buy it............THIS TIME..

So I guess you've put away the shotgun and the rocksalt?   

((P.S.  Where do you get all those emoticons?  That keester-kisser one is a HOOT!!!))

[Sponsor]

[Big Frank]

I'm not saying all women go off without warning, for no reason at all, just my ex. I must be really screwed up because I attract a lot of psychos.

[blackwolfe]

After reading this post, I guess I didn't miss the fireworks after all this year.

[Hazcat]

Official notice

Hear ye Hear ye....

Hazcat did NOT start this one!.....



but he did have the popcorn consession!

[ericire12]

Uhhhhhhhhh... Nah??!??!??!!     Ex--cuuuuse me??  I do not think Nah should be in your vocabulary right about now, Mr. " I never met the woman"    .............. and...........

# 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.??!!??

                                   

We don't mind if you go to sleep afterwords either.. if you EVER did enough of anything to make you tired.
(((8 sec rides ONLY pertain to bull riding, Mr. Super Stud..   ) )))


And I don't know if I can shoot the ticks off of a deer's back.......but.... I CAN tell you that this 'OLD 44 that is at home'... can damned sure take care of that 'new 22' you ..have on the road.............


Yep...the guys are right.........Ya better soften up those lips ericire12 .......cause I do believe that my ass will be meeting them real soon.

Well, I think she just proved #1 on the list and/or #4...... and I know every woman falls into the category of #3....


..... Love ya M'ette!    ....... Damn it. Shouldn't have said that....... Now I have to worry about how well Marshal can shoot at 200 yards...... I better just lay low for a while...... now where did I put that Bug-Out-Bag of mine?!?!?

[Big Frank]

I got this email today about Marvin, men's answer to all those Maxine comics.

Men strike back!

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.