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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #80 on: October 24, 2008, 07:47:19 AM »
Quote from: Marshal'ette Halloway on October 23, 2008, 10:13:05 PM
You can't wait  to see what you get??!!?? Really now.........
hmmmmmmmmm  lets see.. YOU started this thread so I am sure I will think of something veeeery appropriate.

And I have been quiet because I have been busy working.  Massages.. videos... bookwork... grandkids... domestic duties....all those things that "evil women"  ::) have to do.

 ;D

Massages & videos?   Interesting!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #81 on: October 24, 2008, 07:50:20 AM »
Quote from: ericire12 on October 24, 2008, 07:33:20 AM
Cooking, cleaning, and washing machine-ing..... ;D

And then there was the comment made by a worker at the local Toro plant "It's fall and time to go home and convert the dishwasher to a snowblower ... Gonna buy the )(&*^( a shovel."

Forgive me M'ette, and be with the starving Pigmies in New Guinea  :-[
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #82 on: October 24, 2008, 07:35:47 PM »
Quote from: m58 on October 24, 2008, 07:50:20 AM
And then there was the comment made by a worker at the local Toro plant "It's fall and time to go home and convert the dishwasher to a snowblower ... Gonna buy the )(&*^( a shovel."

Forgive me M'ette, and be with the starving Pigmies in New Guinea  :-[

Now that right thar is funny, you gotta admit!     ;D
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #83 on: October 24, 2008, 07:54:19 PM »
Quote from: Timothy on October 22, 2008, 08:18:04 PM
Take your dog and your wife and lock em both in the trunk of your car.  After an hour, who's still happy to see ya? ;D ;D ;D

I live with two women and they both loved that joke!!! ;D

They just let you think they loved that joke......  :o
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #84 on: October 24, 2008, 08:49:32 PM »
Quote from: TAB on October 23, 2008, 11:38:31 PM

This is what I want for Xmas...




If you get it for me, I pormise I'll be good...   ;D

Tab...You want breast implants? :o :o :o
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #85 on: October 24, 2008, 09:01:19 PM »
Quote from: Majer on October 24, 2008, 08:49:32 PM
Tab...You want breast implants? :o :o :o

Great. There's an image that'll ruin my sleep.
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #86 on: October 24, 2008, 09:24:06 PM »
Quote from: Pathfinder on October 24, 2008, 06:56:29 AM
Me too.

Hip-mo-tized - You a Kevin Matthews fan?


I never heard of him. David Letterman used to say it a long time ago. I done been hip-mo-tized! He pronounced all 3 syllables seperately like that.
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #87 on: October 24, 2008, 09:33:26 PM »
Quote from: Majer on October 24, 2008, 08:49:32 PM
Tab...You want breast implants? :o :o :o
those are real... i
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #88 on: October 24, 2008, 09:40:46 PM »
Silly-cones don't wiggle and jiggle like that.  :-*





P.S. I never knew there was a "suckling" smilie.  ;D
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #89 on: October 25, 2008, 11:31:28 PM »
Quote from: jumbofrank on October 24, 2008, 03:53:55 AM

I been hip-mo-tized.


Well.. for all you hip-mo-tized old farts who  like the wiggly and jiggly...

This one is for you...................



Hope you all have sweet dreams with vivid images.........
nighty night boys............:-*

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