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tombogan03884

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Re: Haz, Stay out of the U.K.
« Reply #20 on: October 25, 2008, 04:45:55 PM »
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Re: Haz, Stay out of the U.K.
« Reply #21 on: October 25, 2008, 11:35:51 PM »
Tabasco Tabby

You'll have to excuse me Haz....I'm heavy into listening to 38 Special tonight....

Deep fried Manx meat served with catnip curls.......
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Re: Haz, Stay out of the U.K.
« Reply #22 on: October 26, 2008, 07:17:30 AM »
Quote from: jumbofrank on October 24, 2008, 08:56:42 PM
Today I was driving down an unfamiliar stretch of road on the far side of the county and on the side of the road was a sign that said FREE KITTEN, and the cross road was HALLOWAY. I immediately thought of Haz and M'ette. I think I've been spending too much time here lately.  :-\


Free ...uuuuhhhh....... 'Kitty'?   and then a Halloway sign??
Damn.. I thought if I advertised there... Marshal wouldn't find out.. Now you have gone and messed up my plan.

Crap.. guess I'll go try to drum up business elsewhere.





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Re: Haz, Stay out of the U.K.
« Reply #23 on: October 26, 2008, 07:24:14 AM »
This Animal Control Officer learned about cats and leashes the hard way... :o :o
OUCH!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIxm0QzS4k8

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Re: Haz, Stay out of the U.K.
« Reply #24 on: October 26, 2008, 01:02:49 PM »
Back in the 1950's we had a guy who had the best taco stand in town.  Our cat population was decreasing but those tacos were great.  No BS on this one.
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Re: Haz, Stay out of the U.K.
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Re: Haz, Stay out of the U.K.
« Reply #25 on: October 26, 2008, 05:16:20 PM »
From The Roadkill Cafe:

Flat Cat

Splat of Cat


And Some State Menu Items:

Arizona
"Grand Canyon" Cougar
A big mountain cat, that you'll eat till you're fat.

Kansas
Curbside Kitty
A little bitty, bite size kitty.                           

California
Cream - O - Kitty   


Off - Road Delights

High Speed Special 
What's that, a cat?!

It's A Kitty
What a pity -- looks real bad
and smells kind of sh*tty.  :)


CATering services. Flat Cat with special house mouse sauce.


RoadKill Cafe's Special of The Day!

Wednesday: --- Flat Cat Cakes:
Served single or stacked.
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Re: Haz, Stay out of the U.K.
« Reply #26 on: October 26, 2008, 05:19:09 PM »
Quote from: Marshal'ette Halloway on October 26, 2008, 07:17:30 AM

Free ...uuuuhhhh....... 'Kitty'?   and then a Halloway sign??
Damn.. I thought if I advertised there... Marshal wouldn't find out.. Now you have gone and messed up my plan.

Crap.. guess I'll go try to drum up business elsewhere.







If you can sell your kitty you shouldn't give it away free.  ;)
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tombogan03884

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Re: Haz, Stay out of the U.K.
« Reply #27 on: October 27, 2008, 12:25:05 AM »
Quote from: jumbofrank on October 26, 2008, 05:16:20 PM
From The Roadkill Cafe:

Flat Cat

Splat of Cat


And Some State Menu Items:

Arizona
"Grand Canyon" Cougar
A big mountain cat, that you'll eat till you're fat.

Kansas
Curbside Kitty
A little bitty, bite size kitty.                           

California
Cream - O - Kitty   


Off - Road Delights

High Speed Special 
What's that, a cat?!

It's A Kitty
What a pity -- looks real bad
and smells kind of sh*tty.  :)


CATering services. Flat Cat with special house mouse sauce.


RoadKill Cafe's Special of The Day!

Wednesday: --- Flat Cat Cakes:
Served single or stacked.


We used to have a Roadkill cafe here in NH but it was out in the middle of nowhere and went out of business  :(
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Re: Haz, Stay out of the U.K.
« Reply #28 on: October 27, 2008, 12:27:57 AM »
I'm starting to feel unloved!






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tombogan03884

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Re: Haz, Stay out of the U.K.
« Reply #29 on: October 27, 2008, 12:30:16 AM »
I bet Strech is getting nervous too, cuz some of those Ideas sound pretty good, Tabasco goes with ANYTHING. ;D
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