You know you're drunk when...

[Teresa Heilevang]

I won't tell you why I can't stand Schnapps to this day, and peppermint is pretty tough to stomach as well.  However, I will tell you that I blame my cousin, and our story was the sausage on the pizza (no one has ever used that story in history ... right).

Kinda like 2 bottles of Berringer wine and being on a jet boat all day long in 108 degree weather.........it HAD to be the food we ate after & later.. right? 

And Captain Morgan **shuddering** I can't even stand to smell it.

 ( These things are precisely why I drink very very little) A few beers after hunting.. or on a Saturday night in a country western bar.. or a couple very very light Bacardi rums mixed in water about 2 times a year.... Other than that.. you can have the stuff..

I am waaaay too old to make the song come true ....
*Tequila makes her clothes fall off*

 

[Grizzle_Bear]

Well.......

Once upon a time, I was visiting the U.S. Air Force base at Karamursel, Turkey.  

After a long evening at the Enlisted Men's Club, the only part of which I vaguely remember, is crawling on all fours along the road, laughing insanely, I awakened the next morning in a bunk, fully dressed and with the worst headache of my life.

I laid there, whimpering with pain, and seriously considering giving up alcohol for eternity.

About that time, the other guys I was traveling with returned from breakfast, the thought of which actually made me feel worse.

They informed me, that when we all arrived at the barracks the night before, I came through the door, located my assigned bunk, and charged towards it.  Unfortunately, I was too drunk to stand erect, and was bent over at the waist.  Even more unfortunately, the bunk was narrower than I was tall from the waist up.  Therefore, in full charge, my head hit the concrete wall before I hit the bunk.

One of my companions was our corpsman, so he checked to make sure I still had a pulse and was breathing.  He didn't think he could determine if I was brain-damaged in my current state, so they just left me for the morning.

Of course, we all returned to the Enlisted Men's club that evening, but that time I didn't get into a Martini drinking contest.

Grizzle Bear

[MikeBjerum]

Kinda like 2 bottles of Berringer wine and being on a jet boat all day long in 108 degree weather.........it HAD to be the food we after later.. right? 

And Captain Morgan **shuddering** I can't even stand to smell it.

 ( These things are precisely why I drink very very little) A few beers after hunting.. or on a Saturday night in a country western bar.. or a couple very very light Bacardi rums mixed in water about 2 times a year.... Other than that.. you can have the stuff..

I am waaaay too old to make the song come true ....
*Tequila makes her clothes fall off*

 

Where were you when I was in High School 

[cooptire]

I was nineteen, just graduated high school. Went drinking w/buddy and ended up at his apartment. (3.2 was legal for me then) Called the old man to say I was too drunk to drive, bring my clothes to work for me. (I worked for him) Worst hangover I'd had and it didn't start until about 8:30am and we started work at 7:00am. 

I tried to hide in the break room from the noise but the boss/father would keep kicking in the door and yelling for me to "get out their and fix that tire, get out there and run that impact wrench, get out there and ......." For some strange reason he would always walk away laughing hysterically every time he did that. As a matter of fact, all my fellow employees seemed to be hard of hearing that day & needed to yell to each other.

[TAB]

Kinda like 2 bottles of Berringer wine and being on a jet boat all day long in 108 degree weather.........it HAD to be the food we after later.. right? 

And Captain Morgan **shuddering** I can't even stand to smell it.

 ( These things are precisely why I drink very very little) A few beers after hunting.. or on a Saturday night in a country western bar.. or a couple very very light Bacardi rums mixed in water about 2 times a year.... Other than that.. you can have the stuff..

I am waaaay too old to make the song come true ....
*Tequila makes her clothes fall off*

 

takillya makes most people take thier clothes off...  Its why I always  bring it to the lake when the boat if full of girls...

[Sponsor]

[Hazcat]

Drank all night (not unusual) then had to weld stainless all day (horrible fumes).  Put the hood down, weld a stick, put the hood up and puke....rinse, repeat, all day!

Bar fights at Hillbilly Heaven (bar exactly half way between Ft Belvoir and Quantico). LOTS of good ones there between us and the jar heads.    

AHH to be young and bullet proof!

[ellis4538]

Never heard of Berringers...but anyone remember BaliHai and Ripple - GROAN?

Richard

[Hazcat]

Annie Greensprings, Thunderbird, Black Cat and of course Mad Dog 20/20.

[shooter32]

Boones Farms -  Tickle Pink

[Hazcat]

Boones Farms -  Tickle Pink

DANG!  How'd I forget that one!