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Hazcat

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Re: Husband accidentally shoots wife during sex
« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2008, 07:21:21 AM »
Quote from: philw on December 07, 2008, 02:12:00 AM
well  there are soo many one liners for that one.........



so would that be classed as another accidental discharge in the bed room  

premature!  ;D
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Re: Husband accidentally shoots wife during sex
« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2008, 07:33:55 AM »
Quote from: Hazcat on December 07, 2008, 07:21:21 AM
premature!  ;D

heheh  glad you worked that one out




Of course that could be the last hetrosexual intercourse he will be having for quite some time  hehe
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Re: Husband accidentally shoots wife during sex
« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2008, 07:40:01 AM »
Quote from: philw on December 07, 2008, 07:33:55 AM
heheh  glad you worked that one out




Of course that could be the last hetrosexual intercourse he will be having for quite some time   hehe


OUCH!  :o
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Re: Husband accidentally shoots wife during sex
« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2008, 01:15:49 PM »
Yeah this would be one of the very few scenarios where using protection while having sex is not a good thing.
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Re: Husband accidentally shoots wife during sex
« Reply #14 on: December 08, 2008, 12:47:30 AM »
You guys act like he's the only one who shot his wife in the chest while having sex. Wait a minute. What kind of gun went off?
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Re: Husband accidentally shoots wife during sex
« Reply #15 on: December 08, 2008, 11:43:42 AM »
Quote from: jumbofrank on December 08, 2008, 12:47:30 AM
You guys act like he's the only one who shot his wife in the chest while having sex. Wait a minute. What kind of gun went off?


He shot her IN the chest, not ON it  ;D
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Re: Husband accidentally shoots wife during sex
« Reply #16 on: December 08, 2008, 02:47:15 PM »
Quote from: tombogan03884 on December 08, 2008, 11:43:42 AM

He shot her IN the chest, not ON it  ;D

I just know M'ette is out there somewhere, circling, waiting to pounce........ :D
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Re: Husband accidentally shoots wife during sex
« Reply #17 on: December 08, 2008, 03:17:56 PM »
I think she may have just given up...choosing to ignore this whole thing.
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Re: Husband accidentally shoots wife during sex
« Reply #18 on: December 08, 2008, 03:39:36 PM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on December 08, 2008, 02:47:15 PM
I just know M'ette is out there somewhere, circling, waiting to pounce........ :D

Or adding up all of time-outs she will be handing out. Maybe she has just given up on us ???
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Re: Husband accidentally shoots wife during sex
« Reply #19 on: December 08, 2008, 03:46:44 PM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on December 08, 2008, 02:47:15 PM
I just know M'ette is out there somewhere, circling, waiting to pounce........ :D

Naaaa, too slippery! ;)

;D
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