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Re: Give the Wunder Boner to the one you love for Christmas
« Reply #20 on: December 11, 2008, 11:03:17 PM »
Wunder Boner, Fatman, and jumbofrank, should probably never be used in the same sentence. Oops, I just did that. Sometimes the terms may be interchangeable. As in give the __________ to the one you love.










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Re: Give the Wunder Boner to the one you love for Christmas
« Reply #21 on: December 12, 2008, 07:21:49 AM »
M'ette's saving it up... I believe you may be working on getting kicked out of your second continent!  ;D
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Re: Give the Wunder Boner to the one you love for Christmas
« Reply #22 on: December 12, 2008, 11:34:03 AM »
Quote from: jumbofrank on December 11, 2008, 11:03:17 PM
Wunder Boner, Fatman, and jumbofrank, should probably never be used in the same sentence. Oops, I just did that. Sometimes the terms may be interchangeable. As in give the __________ to the one you love.










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Wunderman Frank and the Jumbo Fatboner ;D
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Re: Give the Wunder Boner to the one you love for Christmas
« Reply #23 on: December 12, 2008, 07:50:57 PM »
Quote from: Hazcat on December 11, 2008, 06:55:00 PM
Golf Ball?

Make all the necessary hide cuts on the legs, neck, and torso.
Make a small hole at the tail (if deer is hanging by back legs) just big enough for a rope to pass through.
Take a golf ball with a 1/4 to 3/8 inch hole drilled through it.
Pass the rope through the hole in the deer hide, through the golf ball, and tie a knot in it.
Tie the other end of the rope to an ATV or truck and slowly pull the hide off the deer.
Took longer to explain than to do.
Yes, it works.
And, you really don't need the ball, it'll work by tying the rope through the deer hide too.
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Re: Give the Wunder Boner to the one you love for Christmas
« Reply #24 on: December 12, 2008, 08:47:53 PM »
Thanks, Peg.  I got it now.
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