Farming is tough

[rojawe]

Farming is tough

A farmer was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on a door and a
shapely 30 something woman dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the
door.

He raised his basket To show her the peaches and asked, 'Would you like to
buy some peaches?'

She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked, 'Are they as firm
as this?'

He nodded his head and said, 'Yes ma'am,'' and a little tear
ran from his
eye.

Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking, 'Are they nice
and pink like this?'

The farmer said, Yes,' and another tear came from the other eye.

Then she unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked, 'Are they as
fuzzy as this?'

He again said, 'Yes,' and broke down crying.

She asked, 'Why on earth are you crying?'

Drying his eyes he replied, ''The drought got my corn, the flood got my
soy
beans, a tornado leveled my barn, and now I think I'm gonna get screwed out
of my peaches.'





 

[ellis4538]

Could be worse!

HO, HO, HO!

Richard

[Big Frank]

I saw this acted out in a movie full of dirty jokes several years ago. I think it was the voluptuous 44DDD-26-35 Uschi Digard showing her peaches.    Poor old fruit peddler.