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Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2008, 08:18:24 PM »
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Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2008, 08:24:44 PM »
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Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2008, 10:05:08 PM »
Quote from: ericire12 on December 16, 2008, 08:11:15 PM
I just keep thinking it would be like those TAG Body Spray commercials........ but with fat chicks

That's exactly what I was thinking.  I guess their next scent, for women, would be nachos 'n beer. 

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Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2008, 10:58:01 PM »
Quote from: Fatman on December 16, 2008, 08:01:42 PM
Can I get an "AMEN!" for Brother Hazcat and his riiiiighteous proclamation?


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I'll pass.  I don't wear any 'perfume' (call it what you want guys, it's still perfume) and the sexiest women smell like Ivory soap.

Men's cologne, man purse, man boobs, all bad ideas.
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Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2008, 12:29:18 AM »
be carful with this stuff... you really don't want to attrack something like this...


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Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
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Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
« Reply #15 on: December 17, 2008, 01:15:39 AM »
All that scented sh!t draws mosquito's, bee's and hornet's.
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Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
« Reply #16 on: December 17, 2008, 02:44:15 AM »
That would be good to wear to the bar. It's already a meat market in there.
The flame-broiled scent would attract women who know how to handle the whopper.   ;)
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Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
« Reply #17 on: December 17, 2008, 08:31:44 AM »
Quote from: tombogan03884 on December 17, 2008, 01:15:39 AM
All that scented sh!t draws mosquito's, bee's and hornet's.

And in this case, probably bears and mountain lions
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Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
« Reply #18 on: December 17, 2008, 02:55:51 PM »
If you're gonna wear that stuff, you had better go armed.

Or, at least carry a bottle of mustard.   
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Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
« Reply #19 on: December 19, 2008, 12:19:42 PM »
CNN has nothing better to do then cover this story. Says it smells like gasoline:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGdcuSLv5Sw
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