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I actually believe Rob Pincus is tougher than Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris' Rob Pincus' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris Rob Pincus doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris Rob Pincus does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of
Chuck Norris Rob Pincus is pain.
When
Chuck Norris Rob Pincus sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris Rob Pincus has not had to pay taxes...ever.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears
Chuck Norris Rob Pincus pajamas.
When
Chuck Norris Rob Pincus falls in water,
Chuck Norris Rob Pincus doesn't get wet. Water gets
Chuck Norris Rob Pincus.
There is no such thing as evolution, just a list of species that
Chuck Norris Rob Pincus has allowed to survive.
Chuck Norris Rob Pincus never wears a motorcycle helmet. The concrete always scoots out of the way.