Signatures

[philw]

There are lot of funny signatures on members posts. Some original, some humorous.



Post your favourite signatures lines that you have seen   

[philw]

well there is the full version of mine  :onya:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dvn_Ied9t4M

Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They’re not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can’t do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.

I have also seen these before on other forum's  ( and I used them for my status on our work's internal Chat program )

I wanna die peacefully in my sleep like my grandad.........not screaming in terror like his passengers

If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you're reading this in English, thank a digger.

Smile It Confuses People !

"Light travels faster than sound"  This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

remember: life is like a roll of toilet paper.  The closer it gets to the  end, the faster it go

There will always be room for all God's Creatures .. Yep!! Right Next to the mashed Potatoes.....

frustration is the mind overriding the bodies basic desire to beat the living shit out of someone who seriously deserves it.....

Cats belong in a cage, IE a Crab Pot

Minds are like Parachutes, They only work when they are open. So keep an open mind.

Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac? He lay awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog ! ..

[2HOW]

DEATH BEFORE DISHONER 

[twyacht]

Here's a couple that make one really think about that doomed to repeat history thing,....

"Before a standing army can rule, the people must be disarmed; as they are in almost every kingdom in Europe. The supreme power in America cannot enforce unjust laws by the sword; because the whole body of the people are armed."
Noah Webster

"The most foolish mistake we could possibly make would be to allow the subjected people to carry arms."
Adolph Hitler

Sometimes some inspirational one's always work,...

"Blessed be the LORD my strength which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight."
Psalm 144:1

"Tomorrow's battle is won during today's practice."
Samurai maxim

I switch em' around depending on the news of the day, which since the Pres. election has really been a roller coaster of WTF? to OMG!

[Green Mountain Gringo]

Let's see...

Ass, Gas or Grass, Nobody rides for free....     (that's a good one)

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[fightingquaker13]

Let's see...

Ass, Gas or Grass, Nobody rides for free....     (that's a good one)

Quoth the man from the land of Ben and Jerry''s! Reminds me of my well invested youth.
fightingquaker1