I'll stick it out here in Kentucky, thank you. We have beautiful women, affordable housing, big whitetails, and plenty of rural areas. Turkey hunting is also excellent here, as well as fishing, and we have a growing elk population. If you actually like metro areas then I'm within comfortable driving distance of Lexington, Louisville, Cincinnati, Columbus, Indianapolis, Charleston, Knoxville, and Pittsburgh. Oh yeah, and
NO GAY MARRIAGE.

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