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The Bed Bunker
« on: May 09, 2009, 12:58:29 PM »
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With the near collapse of our nation’s banking system more and more people are reverting to the old fashioned way of saving money- under the mattress. And with less money to spend, people are no longer buying smaller handguns but instead larger and cheaper rifles (ok I made that up). But under the mattress is not the most secure place for your cash or your oversized weapons. Unless they’re in a safe.

The Bed Bunker is a massive 1300lb modular secure lockbox that fits under your mattress by replacing the boxspring. Available in a variety of bed sizes, the fireproof safe is secured via a tamper proof mul-t-lock locking system with an integrated strategically mounted maximum security hinge system. The door opens smoothly with a hydraulic gas-assist piston. These $2700-5200 boxes are huge- you can hold a small arsenal in each one- there’s room for 32 rifles and 70 hand guns in there. That’s enough room for over half of Mr. T’s jewelry. And just think, if you ever have an accident with one of your 32 rifles, they could always use the Bed Bunker as your coffin!





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Re: The Bed Bunker
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2009, 01:38:11 PM »
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That’s enough room for over half of Mr. T’s jewelry.


I don't have that much jewelry.  Now MRS. T, on the other hand......................         ;D
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Re: The Bed Bunker
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2009, 04:52:46 PM »
"But under the mattress is not the most secure place for your cash or your oversized weapons."

Pretty darn uncomfortable as well.

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Re: The Bed Bunker
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2009, 04:55:56 PM »
I can hear it now,...

Honey, is that a 30-06 in your pajamas or are you just happy to see me?

1300lbs? Geez,.... Tough if your bedroom is on the 2nd floor....
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Re: The Bed Bunker
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2009, 04:57:36 PM »
1300lbs? Geez,.... Tough if your bedroom is on the 2nd floor....


HAHA yeah I'm waiting for the day that my gunsafe ends up on the first floor of my townhouse apartment...  Hopefully I won't have to fish it out of the crawl space

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Re: The Bed Bunker
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Re: The Bed Bunker
« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2009, 06:39:00 PM »
Not to worry boys.  A king size waterbed is nearly 1900 pounds....


30 cubic feet x 7.48 = 224 gallons x 8.34 = 1868

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Re: The Bed Bunker
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2009, 06:49:39 PM »
Damn....guess I ain't the only person who has thought of that..................  ;D  ;D  ;D  >:(  ;D  ;D  ;D            ::)


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Re: The Bed Bunker
« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2009, 06:51:01 PM »


1300lbs? Geez,.... Tough if your bedroom is on the 2nd floor....


Sweet 1300lbs =   589.5KG's    more than 150kg's  means I would not need to bolt the bugger down  :)  heheh


might have to show the Mrs our next bed  ;)
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Re: The Bed Bunker
« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2009, 06:52:30 PM »
Let me know if ya need it shipped over, Phil.  ;)
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Re: The Bed Bunker
« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2009, 08:04:49 PM »
Not to worry boys.  A king size waterbed is nearly 1900 pounds....


30 cubic feet x 7.48 = 224 gallons x 8.34 = 1868

Yea ... But you can carry your waterbed up one pail at at time.  Try that with this safe  :o
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