Clueless Liberals ask WTF
Thomas Bogan
Laconia – Frustrated liberals are asking why a Democratic-controlled Congress and White House can't manage to close the Guantanamo prison or keep new gun-rights laws from passing.
After all, President Barack Obama PROMISED to shut down the military detention center on Cuba for suspected terrorists. And Democratic control of the government would suggest that any gun legislation leads to tighter controls on weapons, not expanded use.
Even as they grouse, however, liberal lawmakers acknowledge that THEY HAVE NO CLUE WHY THEY LOST last week's VOTER OPPOSED back-to-back votes in Congress.
The Obama administration is focused on other priorities, they say, SUCH AS KEEPING BO FROM MAKING ANY MORE OF AN ASS OF HIMSELF THAN HE HAS TO . Party leaders don't want to endanger THEIR EXTREMELY WELL PAID JOBS BY stressing TOTALITARIAN CONTROL issues such as gun control.
On Guantanamo, many say, Obama and his allies were caught napping as THEY HAVE ONLY BEEN ARGUING ABOUT IT FOR 6 OR 7 YEARS NOW
"I think it's ANOTHER time that he didn't think it all the way out," said Rep. Elijah Cummings, D-Md., an unabashed admirer of BLACK MEN WITH NO ACCOMPLISHMENTS.
As for trying to keep loaded guns out of national parks, Cummings said, "WE GOT HANDED OUR ASS" Issues such as national security and the distressed economy ARE EASIER TO BULLSHIT THE SHEEPLE ABOUT, at least for now, he said, adding that the president "picks fights ONLY WITH SMALLER OPPONENTS."
Such explanations provide small comfort to left-leaning Democrats after eight years of George W. Bush's presidency and nearly SIX YEARS OF DEMOCRATIC control of Congress.
"We'll probably end up passing more gun bills" that expand owners' rights "than we did during the Republican administration," said Rep. Carolyn McCarthy, D-N.Y., AN UNINFORMED RAGING HYPOCRITE.
She placed less blame on the White House than SHE WOULD HAVE UNDER BUSH, ALTHOUGH SHE CONTINUED THE VILIFY gun owners' groups, especially the National Rifle Association.
"AS LONG AS the American people STAY ALERT TO OUR POWER GRAB, and get active AGAINST it," Democratic control of Congress and the White House will not be enough to turn the tide, said McCarthy, whose ABUSIVE AND ESTRANGED husband was killed by a gunman in 1993.SAVING HER THE TROUBLE.
last Wednesday dismayed many liberals and exposed the limits of their influence even with Obama as president and Democrats holding solid majorities in both houses COMING AS IT DID, RIGHT AFTER LAST TUESDAY.
The Senate voted 90-6 to join the House in blocking the transfer of any prisoners from Guantanamo. Harsh LOOKS and detention FOR THE DURATION of suspects there have sparked KNEE JERK SOCIALIST criticisms of the U.S. government FROM THE USUAL CROWD OF IDIOTS WHO helped al-Qaida recruit volunteers, FOR AC, GOOD FOOD, AND NONE OF THAT BLOWING YOUR SELF UP CRAP said Obama, who HAS BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT HIMSELF. Lawmakers say they HAVE ENOUGH AMERICAN MURDERERS IN OUR PRISONS WITHOUT IMPORTING SOME ONE ELSE'S SURPLUS.
Also Wednesday, the House voted overwhelmingly to join the Senate in GIVING UP THEIR STUPID IDEA OF FORBIDDING people FROM carrying loaded guns in national parks and wildlife refuges. More than 100 House Democrats and 174 Republicans voted for the gun measure, which was attached to anOTHER Obama-backed bill FURTHER NATIONALIZING credit card companies.
Earlier this year, gun-rights supporters derailed a bill to give the District of Columbia voting rights in Congress by adding a provision that would repeal the city's strict gun regulations. THEY ALSO POINTED OUT THAT THE NATIONS CAPITAL WAS INTENDED AS "NEUTRAL GROUND" AND THEREFORE INELIGIBLE TO VOTE, WHICH IS WHY THE SUBJECT IS COMING UP 200 YEARS AFTER THE CITIES FOUNDING.
The gun votes were less surprising to many Democrats than were the Guantanamo developments. The NRA remains among the most powerful lobbies, and many lawmakers HAVE ENOUGH RESPECT FOR THE CONSTITUTION to stay off its political enemies list.
"People do not want to be on the side of LAWLESS BARBARIANS," said Rep. David Price, D-N.C., who supports A SAFE WORK ENVIRONMENT FOR RAPISTS, ROBBERS, AND CHILD MOLESTERS. "It's too bad there's not a SHRED OF TRUTHFUL FACTUAL EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT OUR SIDE, he said.
The gun-control lobby is choking on TRUTHFUL REPORTING BY NON MEDIA NEWS SOURCES ON THE WEB. "The seats we're picking up come disproportionately from those more AWARE AND INFORMED areas," Price said, where linking the Democratic Party to control can be SEEN AS THE SOCIALIST POWER GRABBING IT REALLY IS at re-election time.
Rep. Lynn Woolsey of California is another frustrated Democrat . When she asks colleagues why they don't support tougher restrictions, she said, they reply, "You just don't get it, Woolsey. You don't have A CLUE."
"It has to do with being afraid they'll lose their election if they stand up FOR TYRANY," she said.
Guantananamo is a more pressing issue for the administration.
For months, congressional Republicans and conservative commentators said Obama's plan to close the prison would place terrorists on U.S. soil, even though the locations presumably would be prisons. By the time the administration offered more details and reassurances, THE DRUGS WERE WEARING OFF, congressional Democrats voted to block funds to relocate detainees.
"I'm not sure " Woolsey said. SUMMING UP HER ENTIRE LIFE.
Many Democratic lawmakers predicted that Obama will resolve the Guantanamo problem and eventually turn to gun issues, where he has advocated ownership rights with "MORE USELESS" regulations RIGHT AFTER HE RAISES THE DEAD, WALKS ON WATER, AND TURNS THE WATER IN TO MORE OF THAT WONDERFUL BLUSH CHABLIS.
"I do believe that down the road the president will start working on some of the ANTI CIVIL RIGHTS ISSUES" said McCarthy, the New York Democrat. "But let's face it," she said. "We'RE SCREWED right now."
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