Good Old sayings LOST

[deepwater]

I'm so happy I have to sit on my hands to keep from clapping.

[tombogan03884]

 Well slap my ass and call me Spanky

[True_Texan]

"You're so busy, you keep one thumb in your mouth & one in your ass, then switch the two every 10 minutes."

WARNING!!! Next comment is harsh! Avoid it if you are a pansy!
























"If I wanted any shit from you, I would call your dad, have him scrape it off his dick, and then have him mail it to me."

[MAUSERMAN]

Dang that was just nasty.

[deepwater]

language alert!



























If I wanted any of your lip I'd scrape it off my zipper

If I wanted your opinion I'd have pulled my dick out of your mouth!

[Sponsor]

[MAUSERMAN]

You are as useful as a zipper on spandex tights.
Your so dumb its like eating soup with a fork.
Did your mama tell you that your as sharp as a wooden spoon.

[True_Texan]

Heard one from Bob Munden the other day that made me laugh:

You're as sharp as the wet edge of a graham cracker!

[MAUSERMAN]

lol

[philw]

     hehe   that's the stuff    there are some real good ones here    

[1911 Junkie]

Live life like a dog, If you can't eat it or hump it........piss on it and walk away.

Some people are like Slinkies, they're really good for nothing......but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.