Its only natural for a woman to do things ass backwards. Shit my girlfriend did that to my ar, she slammed the mag home very hard. As i type this she was looking over my should has just given me a verbal lashing for this reply. I do have to say one thing she now well versed on the use of the Ar platform.
Allright, I will admit it, I am a hypocrite. As I am a Southerner, and all Southerners understand that we should hold ourselves to impossible standards while failing miserably to uphold them, we have concluded that hypocrisy is the tribute vice pays to virtue. I have come off all feminist on this board, and meant it.However my senior year of college my world view was altered. I had just bought my first car with my own money, a 1990 Ford Ranger standard transmission no A/C, no radio, no commie gadgets, but mine for $5500 off the lot. I took my girl home to Fl. to meet the rents. Her father, may he rot in hell, had not taught her how to drive a standard. Now, understand, as a car guy, not teaching your son or daughter to use a manual transmission is one step below sending your kid to spend a weekend with MJ at Neverland. It was Christmas break, there was an ice storm and travel was slow. I got weary, and let my girl drive. The plan was that I'get it onto the interstate, pull onto the shoulder, and then all she had to do was accelerate upward through the gears. AHHH, fool that I was. This worked, until we we hit an exit. I indicated she should pull over and down shift. Scrape on the clutch, horrible sound, "Down Shift"! "Hit the Clutch!" I am"! No you're not!" Yes I am !" No, youre F'ing not!" (shudder, horrible smell). "Hit the clutch, let it coast!" "I am!" (More violent shudderes, smell of burnt rubber, wheel lock and grind to halt). It seems my beloved was pressing the E brake rather than the the clutch and horsing the gears downward, out of any regard for the tach at 70 mph. New brake pads, new clutch, but she was really good in bed.

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