Iguana hunter: We might as well eat them

[fightingquaker13]

I say 700 a day is WAAAAAAY too expensive.

You're a cheap SOB haz. Just a flats guide will run you $375 per half day. I'm offering that PLUS 16 foot reptiles in three feet of water in a mosquitoe and alligator infested sawgrass swamp with nothing but a machete (because Crist is a pussy who won't let us use guns in the Glades) between you and certain death. PLUS you get to paddle, portage and drag your canoe a mile or two into the swamp to get there. I should charge twice as much for "Captain Quaker's Everglades Blood Bath". Hell I bet the Nuge would pay three times that amount and he wouldn't even expect me to make lunch. HTFU Haz.
FQ13

[tombogan03884]

If you don't golf can you just ride around the course knocking off lizards ?
I agree $700 a day is to much.

[JC5123]

You're a cheap SOB haz. Just a flats guide will run you $375 per half day. I'm offering that PLUS 16 foot reptiles in three feet of water in a mosquitoe and alligator infested sawgrass swamp with nothing but a machete (because Crist is a pussy who won't let us use guns in the Glades) between you and certain death. PLUS you get to paddle, portage and drag your canoe a mile or two into the swamp to get there. I should charge twice as much for "Captain Quaker's Everglades Blood Bath". Hell I bet the Nuge would pay three times that amount and he wouldn't even expect me to make lunch. HTFU Haz.
FQ13

Have you noticed we are all out of money. BHO took everything I had left.

[Hazcat]

I can get a 200 lb pig, cleaned and quartered for 150.

[fightingquaker13]

I can get a 200 lb pig, cleaned and quartered for 150.

Yeah, but can you make boots out of it?
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[ericire12]

Yeah, but can you make boots out of it?
FQ13

Nope, here in America we make footballs

[tombogan03884]

Nope, here in America we make footballs

For when we don't have enough liberals to kick. 

[Hazcat]

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[Kid Shelleen]

I've been holding my fire on this one boys just because I 've been too amused. But as unemployment drags on, and my retired father who has a place deep in the glades, travels more often, I'm thinking of a business(only half in jest). Captain Quakers Everglades Safari! Snook and Tarpon in the morning, a run into Naples or just a siesta in the afternoon (lunch provided) then Python hunting in the sawgrass in the late afternoon till after dark, machete, canoe and trained python dog provided. Day two, fishing in the afternoon, Iguana hunting by golf cart in the morning (Golf included). We take in a 9am tee time, with clubs and air rifles, play through a lovely course, pausing to snipe, and then return in time for lunch and fishing. $700 a day. What say you?
FQ13  

I'm currently too poor to pay attention, but when things pick up soon, I'm ready to sign up Cap'N Quaker.

[ericire12]

Liquor in the front. Poker in the rear. Got a little captain in ya? Would ya like some?


*Drifting.... drifting..... drifting....