Supposed to see 10' waves at the beach tommarow... I'll try to get pictures (of tourists being washed out to sea

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THIS WILL BE YOUR MYRTLE BEACH VACATION SCHEDULE:Saturday / Sunday - BAD TRAFFIC! Takes an hour to get half a mile in any direction! Snow birds flocking in AND out, jam up roads and stores, walking around pale as Zombies, Buying "snacks & supplies for the week".
Monday - Pale zombies heard to the beach. Never really needed sunblock before. So either dont apply it right, dont know sun block washes off, or are actually so dumb they dont apply it all!
Monday night - The entertainment for locals begins!

ALL stores
PACKED with glowing red idiots looking for aloe lotion. No less than 2 out of 3 are as red as their "I vacationed at Myrtle Beach" T-shirts, and visors.
Tuesday - Ghost town! Snow birds all laying in hotel to sore and burnt up to leave bed. Why ALL local businesses have "Tuesday specials".
Wednesday - Streets still dead until noon. Snow birds have slatherd up with 2 bottles of lotion, are now afraid of the beach from sun burns, and having watched JAWS while bed ridden in their hotel's, so they all hit the Outlet stores.
Thursday & Friday Unable to think clearly from burn pain. Mish mash of all preceeding activities... No real organization anymore at all. Just tired of the sun burn pain, hearing the wifey bitching, and trying to figure out where that last $500 dollars went? Yes. The cute, trinkety, JUNK you bought cost that much!
Saturday / Sunday - Head for home Snow birds! Clog roads solid with traffic again. Everyone in car thinking. "We'll just stay home next year." And, "How do I explain all this to my friends without them laughing their @#@'s off at me?"
