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Johnny Bravo

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Man Robs Bank To Escape Wife
« on: September 02, 2009, 03:26:22 PM »
September 2, 2009

Anthony Miller considered his marriage a life sentence.

So he robbed a bank in Ephrata, Pa., hoping he'd be sent to jail -- where he could get away from his overbearing wife.

He told the judge he'd been afraid to leave her because she'd threatened to kill herself.

The couple eventually did divorce, but Miller will still spend three to six years behind bars.
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Re: Man Robs Bank To Escape Wife
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2009, 03:34:26 PM »
He couldn't figure out how to pack and drive away? Dumba$$.
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Re: Man Robs Bank To Escape Wife
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2009, 03:50:13 PM »
Quote from: Johnny Bravo on September 02, 2009, 03:26:22 PM
September 2, 2009

Anthony Miller considered his marriage a life sentence.

So he robbed a bank in Ephrata, Pa., hoping he'd be sent to jail -- where he could get away from his overbearing wife.

He told the judge he'd been afraid to leave her because she'd threatened to kill herself.

The couple eventually did divorce, but Miller will still spend three to six years behind bars.


So, let her.
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Re: Man Robs Bank To Escape Wife
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2009, 06:13:09 PM »
Lesson learned the hard way,.....


Have fun in prison,....

dumb-ass.....
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Re: Man Robs Bank To Escape Wife
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2009, 06:28:27 PM »
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Re: Man Robs Bank To Escape Wife
« Reply #5 on: Today at 11:52:57 AM »
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Re: Man Robs Bank To Escape Wife
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2009, 07:35:16 PM »
i dont think 3 to 6 years in prison is gonna be worth it.

"yo homes, wat u in foye?"
"well my wif..... Murder"
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you are a redneck when You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.

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tombogan03884

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Re: Man Robs Bank To Escape Wife
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2009, 09:01:08 PM »
Quote from: Jackel on September 02, 2009, 07:35:16 PM
i dont think 3 to 6 years in prison is gonna be worth it.

"yo homes, wat u in foye?"
"well my wif..... Murder"


Maybe not, but then, we never met his wife. He may think it's a heck of a deal.
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Re: Man Robs Bank To Escape Wife
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2009, 09:03:24 PM »
i know but have you heard about all that gang crap in prison.

id rather have a pissed off wife than the Aryan brotherhood trying to shank me in the recreation area becuase i dont believe in white supremacy   
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you are a redneck when You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.

You know your a redneck You ever got too drunk to fish.

tombogan03884

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Re: Man Robs Bank To Escape Wife
« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2009, 09:11:19 PM »
Before I got divorced I would have had to flip a coin.
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Re: Man Robs Bank To Escape Wife
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2009, 12:35:53 AM »
I would repost that picture of Rosy O'Donnel with a shotgun, but that would just be cruel to everyone, and I barely finished with arguing with Tom over the death penalty so it would be hypocritical as well. Plus EWWWWWW!!!! The point being that if your Hubby would rather do six years in the joint than spend another day putting up with your crap?  Odds are good you've screwed up. Sad thing is, she's going to be laughing at his sorry ass and spending his money while he's in prison.
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