We each, the two of us that share it, clean it up if we get it dirty ... I put it in his garage with bugs on the windshield today

We store it in the next town over due to my request supposedly based on him having a bigger garage, but my hopes are that he will wax it. However, for the 10 years I've been at this place, and the three years Jim has been over there, it always seems to be my turn to wax it ... Either we are waxing that thing six time a year, or someone is only telling me that he is waxing it in between ...
I'm not that ignorant. The last time I needed wax I took every bit he had, because he admits to never using it.