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fightingquaker13

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Re: Talk like a pirate day ARRRRRRRRRR!
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2009, 02:23:11 PM »





 thanks, but I'm an anti gun, workaholic vegan that doesn't drink so what's a guy like me to do?   ;)
Umm, throw youself off a bridge, because God knows every hour you breath just brings more misery? ;D
FQ13 who shudders at the thought of the picture you just painted of a sober, meatless and explosion free world that I don't want to hear about much less experience. The only thing you left out was having a Rosie O'Donnell Fetish. Its like that episode of Married With Children were the the Good Wish fairy told Al he'd win the lottery, the day before he died.
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Re: Talk like a pirate day ARRRRRRRRRR!
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2009, 02:57:27 PM »
I never look at the calendar, so I always get pleasantly surprised when someone brings birthdays up.

Have a great one, do something cool - a good steak, some shooting, something cold to wet the whistle, and kick back and enjoy this weekend!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not again this year!!? ?  Time to hunker down til Sunday and wait for this silliness to pass. At least you didn't use a cute little pirate emoticon! There's a silver lining to a huge black cloud!!!!


Why Path, you got sumpin' agin' pirates?          ???     

How 'bout a pirate sportin' two 1911's?    ???


Well shiver me timbers....... AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRrRGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!





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Re: Talk like a pirate day ARRRRRRRRRR!
« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2009, 05:08:44 PM »
Thank goodness, 2 whole pages and no pirate emoticons. I think we're safe now.

Of course, they say that in cheesy B-horror flicks right before the slasher appears!
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Re: Talk like a pirate day ARRRRRRRRRR!
« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2009, 05:17:09 PM »
Pirate Trivia...

Why did pirates (and most other sailors over the centuries) drink rum (or other distilled spirits)?

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Re: Talk like a pirate day ARRRRRRRRRR!
« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2009, 05:27:55 PM »
Pirate Trivia...

Why did pirates (and most other sailors over the centuries) drink rum (or other distilled spirits)?

Cuz the water on board went bad so fast?
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Re: Talk like a pirate day ARRRRRRRRRR!
« Reply #15 on: Today at 08:18:19 PM »

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Re: Talk like a pirate day ARRRRRRRRRR!
« Reply #15 on: September 18, 2009, 05:28:15 PM »
Pirate Trivia...

Why did pirates (and most other sailors over the centuries) drink rum (or other distilled spirits)?
A water was bad
B lime juice in the rum "grog" prevented scurvy
C why wouldn't you drink rum? i mean, what else are you going to do with it?
FQ13 who will move on a bottle of Cruzan 5 year old, tonic water and key lime juice. I may be wrong from time to time but I am by God malaria and scurvy free. 8) 8) 8)

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Re: Talk like a pirate day ARRRRRRRRRR!
« Reply #16 on: September 18, 2009, 05:47:37 PM »
Cuz the water on board went bad so fast?

Exactly right, take the rest of the weekend to yourself.    ;D

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Re: Talk like a pirate day ARRRRRRRRRR!
« Reply #17 on: September 18, 2009, 05:49:35 PM »
Trivia II..

What is the bathroom on a ship called and why?

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Re: Talk like a pirate day ARRRRRRRRRR!
« Reply #18 on: September 18, 2009, 05:52:27 PM »
Avast ye Dogs, tis a good thing to have fun with the lore of the pirates. Now who took me bottle o' Rum? Yo ho, yo ho, a pirates life for me..... :P
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Re: Talk like a pirate day ARRRRRRRRRR!
« Reply #19 on: September 18, 2009, 05:55:45 PM »
Trivia II..

What is the bathroom on a ship called and why?

Called a head, as they were originally out on the bow at the head of the ship.

 

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